No post today ah? | The Obnoxious 5xmom

Life, Lies, Sex, Humor, Politics of a Malaysian blogger

The Obnoxious 5xmom

March 20th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

No post today ah?

» by Lilian in: Blogging

My favourite blog reader MSN-ed me.

Reader : No post today ah?

My reply : Chey…that 1,000 words post is not a post meh? What post you want? You got pay me or not? No pay, don’t ask lah woi! Go play far-far. Shoo-shoo! Wait I finish digging my nose, plucking my nose hairs, digging my ears, pluck my eyebrows and watch some porn first before I start writing.

You say pressure or not? Early-early morning, already kena pressure why I never post something new to entertain people.

But hehehehehe, you are still my favourite blog reader and I am still your favourite blogger, hor?

Related posts:

  1. When things get repeated too many times, I get tulan wan, ok?
  2. The 8 yrs old fotographer
  3. If I could be…a midget stripper or proctologist
  4. So you want to start a blog?
  5. Lazy to blog
  6. Nude ‘cos Viewtru can seetru
  7. Five Malaysian bloggers meme

-
27
  • terence
    12:43 pm on March 20th, 2007 1

    Celaka! This also considered a posting ah???

    You da MOM! Who is your favourite reader lah???

  • Zeo
    12:58 pm on March 20th, 2007 2

    BTW, what’s ur MSN id?

  • Lilian
    12:58 pm on March 20th, 2007 3

    terence - wuah…cannot say in public, later all my 9,999,999 readers run away, merajuk-ing, how?

  • Lilian
    12:59 pm on March 20th, 2007 4

    zeo - I email to you, k?

  • terence
    1:09 pm on March 20th, 2007 5

    I kira kira also not more than 5. Where got so many??
    *Cabut*

  • Zeo
    1:15 pm on March 20th, 2007 6

    Ok Lilian, I think u know my email Smile

    Terence, she got so many lurkers (organic lurkers).

  • Lilian
    1:17 pm on March 20th, 2007 7

    zeo - Yeah, will do that.

    terence - See? See? Zeo is a PR7/10 blogger, you know……Hrrmmpph….going to block you liao. From the phone, MSN and my blog.

  • th_c
    1:19 pm on March 20th, 2007 8

    I can understand why ur favourite reader asked you on that. Every morning before work, i will check ur blog, after lunch, i will check ur blog, later the afternoon, i will check again, and lastly before leaving office, i will check…. U r the only blogger that i know who update the blog every now and then, more than once a day..thanks for entertaining us the bored office workers…. kam sia.

  • Clare
    2:10 pm on March 20th, 2007 9

    Auntie I oso wan ur MSN add, can?

    Yalor, I oso wanna ask the same thing dis morning when I checked ur blog but hor I thought better of it, if not i’ll be the wan u fark kao in this post hor….hahahhaha!!! *runs*

  • terence
    2:30 pm on March 20th, 2007 10

    Anyone wants my MSN?? Very entertaining one you know.

    *testing whether comment kena blocked*

  • Lilian
    2:50 pm on March 20th, 2007 11

    terence - Woi, dun perasan lah. No one interested, wokay?

    clare - I mail you my very private, very secret email to add to MSN. Not everyone gets it you know. Unless they are PR7/10 LOL or very handsome or someone I met before.

    th_c - Wuah…I so hepi to read your comment. Kembang till chair also broken.

  • th_c
    4:13 pm on March 20th, 2007 12

    hahaha, i also happy becos u replied my comment. Kembang till chair also broken.

  • CincauHangus
    4:16 pm on March 20th, 2007 13

    wah.. who wan lilian’s msn? of coz must bid for it la. starting price of rm10, every increase is rm1! Razz

    hehe..

  • huei
    5:45 pm on March 20th, 2007 14

    wahh lilian ur msn very expensive!!! heheh

  • moo_t
    6:06 pm on March 20th, 2007 15

    Someday, the doctor will diagnose your reader with “5xmom retrieval syndrome” when you take vacation to places without internet.

  • wuching
    6:11 pm on March 20th, 2007 16

    no hiaw hiaw post today kah?

  • ks
    6:42 pm on March 20th, 2007 17

    No controversial post today ah?

  • May
    7:58 pm on March 20th, 2007 18

    No @#*# today ah ? Miss it ,leh.

  • Cedric Ang
    8:10 pm on March 20th, 2007 19

    Hehehehe how can she update for now? Somebody commented her blog until she kembang till chair pecah! LOL, K-mak bangun lar !!!

  • mimi psycho
    8:47 pm on March 20th, 2007 20

    thanks fer visiting my site!
    it made my day. =D
    i am ecstatic ah!! but must keep cool. and act sophisikated.
    but i love love love 5xmom!!
    kk
    byebye.

  • WMD
    10:43 pm on March 20th, 2007 21

    I Click your site first thing in the morning and then after lunch and then during tea time and before I go to bed. Loyal or chi sin I dunno.

  • May
    11:05 pm on March 20th, 2007 22

    I think 5xmom ‘kembang’ till she is floating in the air. Just like in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban .
    Quick, quick look out side the window before the Ministry of Magic cast a spell on us muggles .

    Do you see her ?

  • Owen
    11:48 pm on March 20th, 2007 23

    I am jealous. You have only 1 post today, but you already have 22 comments! I wish I had that many readers!!

  • Bryan
    10:28 am on March 21st, 2007 24

    Plucking my nose hairs!! O_o

  • Cindy Chin
    12:20 pm on March 21st, 2007 25

    I agreed with th_c, as I read your blog before I start work, after lunch I’ll check yr blog again, before leaving for home, I visit yr blog again. Whenever am online at home, I’ll definately read your blog.
    I felt disappointted if I dont see an update from you is during weekends…

  • eve
    12:45 pm on March 21st, 2007 26

    i read your post everyday oso….cos i know u everyday oso write one…and i like wat u write…betul betul kena kat tempatnye..

  • sasha
    4:54 pm on March 21st, 2007 27

    wah tension tension….

 

RSS feed for comments on this post | TrackBack URI

Click to Insert Smiley

SmileBig SmileGrinLaughLOLFrownBig FrownWinkKissRazzAngelAngryReally AngryConfusedNeutralThinkingChicCoolNerdSillyDrunken RazzMad RazzEvil GrinMeanPissed OffReally PissedCurseShoutGrit TeethCryWeepSide FrownWiltSmugDisdainRoll EyesSarcasmLoserTalk to the HandShyBeat UpPainShameBeautyBlushCuteLashesKissingKiss BlowKissedHeh!SmirkSnickerGiggleIn LoveDroolEek!ShockSickSuspenseTrembleDazedHypnotizedFoot in MouthMoney MouthQuietShut MouthDOH!IDKQuestionLyingStruggleSweatStopByeGo AwayWavingTime OutCall MeOn the PhoneMeetingSecretHandshakeHigh FiveHug LeftHug RightClapDanceJumpFingers CrossedVictoryYawnSleepyPrayWorshipWaitingAlienClownCowboyCyclopsDevilDoctorFemale FighterMale FighterMohawkMusicPartyPirateSkywalkerSnowmanSoldierGhostSkeletonEatStarvingVampireZombie KillerBunnyCatCat 2ChickChickenChicken 2CowCow 2DogDog 2DuckGoatHippoKoalaLionMonkeyMonkey 2MousePandaPigPig 2SheepSheep 2ReindeerSnailTigerTurtleFemaleMaleHeartBroken HeartRoseDead RosePeaceYin YangUS FlagMoonStarSunCloudyRainThunderUmbrellaRainbowMusic NoteYesNoAirplaneCarIslandAnnouncebrbBeerDrinkLiquorCakeCoffeePizzaWatermelonBowlPlateCanMailCellPhoneCameraFilmTVClockLampSearchCoinsComputerConsolePresentSoccerCloverPumpkinBombHammerKnifeHandcuffsPillPoopCigarette