Wait, don’t flame me. I am only making assumptions because I bought a set of bed linen which is imported from the United States of America. I assumed that it comes with two pillow cases, one bed linen and a bolster case.
But upon reaching home, I realised that my bu-bu has not clothes. Aww….how can.
It is actually a very bright orange but the pic looks like red. So much like a bridal chamber hor? So, my housekeeper let my bu-bu wears a huge polka-dot bolster case. Aww…stuck out like a sore thumb.
Wait, empty bed like that looks too inviting. Later people think what pulak. (ahpek, you don’t fantasize hor? 😛 )
Ok, better now.
So, my conclusion is – Americans do not use bolster to sleep. That’s why their bed linens have no bolster case. They do not know the marvels of bolster. How seductive it is. How it de-stresses us and is a much lovelier, huggable thing than a spouse. Spouses have bones, they snore and they are not soft and even shape. They move and disturb our sleep. You cannot put your spouse’s thigh between your thighs or else she may accidentally injure your Ron when she is dreaming of playing football. And you cannot bend your spouse’s thigh to curve where you want it (assuming you are a woman). See? Bolster is more important than a sleeping partner. *kicks spouse off bed, hug bolster*
See? Two happy bolsters users advocating you to buy one today. Don’t get anal, get bolster.
My prescription – Let bolster rules the world and we will have less anal people on earth. So, who can sleep without a bolster? I cannot live without my Mr. B.