First, warning to AhPek. You behave yourself, ok? You promised to be my chengyan already, so cannot one leg step two boats, ok? Promise hor?
Ok, now, I want to introduce to all of you Singapore latest female, hottest, very popular blogger. She is more femmes than Xiaxue because she is an actress. Dun pway-pway. I had seen her movie too. Except that I didn’t know she is a blogger too.
Oooohhh….mama, when I grow up, I want to be a blogger like LaoZharBor too! No, wait, I just told Samm and Sasha that when I am that old, I want to be screwing millionaires angmohs high on Viagra in some Swiss villas while I have my minions of webmasters, webhosts, webdesigners and ghost writers to keep my blogs for me.
Of which Sasha scolded me, “Hoi, women are very loyal wan, where got spouse kicked bucket go find another one.”
My reply, “I dun care wor, I already told my atm, he got no permission to go before me ‘cos I sked lonely mah. So, if he does it (kick bucket first), then I sure go find lomantik, loving, rich horny angmohs wan. It is a deal already.”
Oops, I forget, back to LaoZhaBor. Check out her blog. Very de femmes. I want to be like her! But if only I dare to wear a towel and pose so invitingly. Cis, why my mama never give me guts like that?
Have a good day, ya all!