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March 28th, 2007 at 12:34 am

Move over Xiaxue, here comes LaoZharBor!

» by Lilian in: Blogging, Humor

First, warning to AhPek. You behave yourself, ok? You promised to be my chengyan already, so cannot one leg step two boats, ok? Promise hor?

Ok, now, I want to introduce to all of you Singapore latest female, hottest, very popular blogger. She is more femmes than Xiaxue because she is an actress. Dun pway-pway. I had seen her movie too. Except that I didn’t know she is a blogger too.

Oooohhh….mama, when I grow up, I want to be a blogger like LaoZharBor too! No, wait, I just told Samm and Sasha that when I am that old, I want to be screwing millionaires angmohs high on Viagra in some Swiss villas while I have my minions of webmasters, webhosts, webdesigners and ghost writers to keep my blogs for me.

Of which Sasha scolded me, “Hoi, women are very loyal wan, where got spouse kicked bucket go find another one.”

My reply, “I dun care wor, I already told my atm, he got no permission to go before me ‘cos I sked lonely mah. So, if he does it (kick bucket first), then I sure go find lomantik, loving, rich horny angmohs wan. It is a deal already.”

Oops, I forget, back to LaoZhaBor. Check out her blog. Very de femmes. I want to be like her! But if only I dare to wear a towel and pose so invitingly. Cis, why my mama never give me guts like that?

Have a good day, ya all!

XOXO
The not-yet-so-lao-zha-bor.

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  • hadi
    12:42 am on March 28th, 2007 1

    the coolest blogger ever!

  • Lilian
    2:52 am on March 28th, 2007 2

    hadi - Who? Me? Eheh, I know…with a MacBook, fuyoh! I cuma Pink Vaio, kalah ledi.

    And to Terence - Sorry hor, the topic I am supposed to blog seems pale compared to this. So, heh, enjoy!

  • mob1900
    4:58 am on March 28th, 2007 3

    Lilian,
    AhPek sure change heart liao after the recent ~ehem ‘moving’ piktur from LaoZharBor in towel. ahahaha

  • earl-ku
    5:56 am on March 28th, 2007 4

    hahaha
    aunty, u can sau pei edy la … hahahahha

  • pinksterz
    6:54 am on March 28th, 2007 5

    i just went to her blog last evening!

    and after that only i know what is laozhabor. lol

  • Wuching
    7:23 am on March 28th, 2007 6

    cool! she’s really giving xiaxue a run for her money!

  • janice
    8:14 am on March 28th, 2007 7

    lilian - ganbate gudasai neh ….. !!

  • mumsgather
    8:15 am on March 28th, 2007 8

    Lol! Wah susah lah you. Now got stiff competition for AhPek. Hahahaha.

  • Ah Pek
    8:19 am on March 28th, 2007 9

    bwahahahaaa!!!! I prefer you anytime!!

  • huei
    9:04 am on March 28th, 2007 10

    lilian..u can be like here oso..next time pose with more PEACE sign!!! =P

  • terence
    9:08 am on March 28th, 2007 11

    I am moving camps. *bye*

    (That is stop reading blogs, ever) …………….

  • Sharon
    9:34 am on March 28th, 2007 12

    the laozhabor is an actress right? wow.. i haven’t the faintest idea she can speak such good english.. @_@ and all the camwhoring.. @_@ @_@ @_@

  • Erin
    10:50 am on March 28th, 2007 13

    aiyoh! that day went to watch Just Follow Law ( a comedy from Singapore ) , tht auntie mention that Website of LaoZhaBor , i tot play play nia ! Now oni i know it really exists!!! O_O unbelievable ……….

  • SotongZai
    11:08 am on March 28th, 2007 14

    gosh! i just realized ur site is back! thank god! been missing ur posts. haha

  • Giddy Tiger
    11:11 am on March 28th, 2007 15

    Whoa…Lao zha Bor also can be terror blogger…

    By the way, I have fulfilled your wish (and my promise to tag you) Wink

  • Erina Law
    11:14 am on March 28th, 2007 16

    Ah Pek won’t go for other people one . You and forever you. That is Ah Pek, I have confidence in him. So, Ah Pek please don’t dissapoint me hor and make my leng cheh sad. Otherwise, I come after you. LOL

  • Erina Law
    11:40 am on March 28th, 2007 17

    You are not lau char boh, you are sui char boh mah……. She is old but she is canggih with technology. Many ppl always give the excuse saying aiyah! old already don’t wan lar , don’t know lar and etc etc . To me all this are excuses.

  • Bryan
    12:54 pm on March 28th, 2007 18

    LaoZhaBor got featured in the movie Just Follow Law also.
    And the movie is damn funny! Haha…

  • sasha
    1:10 pm on March 28th, 2007 19

    we kalah habis! boleh retire!

  • fattien
    2:09 pm on March 28th, 2007 20

    This xiaxue was crazy hotlah!!!!!! I didn’t no she got blog also……

    Why I only can said LaozhaoBor is : As old as ginger but taste more spicy!!!!

  • jUdY
    4:08 pm on March 28th, 2007 21

    wow, I think she is the oldest blogger, respect her attitude of catching up to learn using computer. Her blog is simple, more relax to read.

  • eevet
    6:56 pm on March 28th, 2007 22

    didn’t know that Xiaxue is an actress.thought she is just a famous blogger like Aunty lilian..

  • Erin
    9:07 pm on March 28th, 2007 23

    I still LOVE your blog Lilian !!! XOXO

 

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