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March 31st, 2007 at 11:11 am

Pregnant?

» by Lilian in: Humor

*ring ring ring*

Check caller ID. [Dr.HM Goh]

Thought to self. Die! My nephew calling! How lah.

Nephew : Ah yee-yee…eh, my staff told me you are pregnant? She read your blog and sms me. We are now in Sitiawan (just arrived from Penang)

Me: *mumbled, mumbled, mumbled*

Nephew : My mother (5xmom’s oldest sister) said, you are the same age as her when she got pregnant with Desmond (another nephew)

Me : *mumbled, mumbled, mumbled*

Nephew : Wait, my mother wants to talk to you.

Sister : Eh, Ah Lian, Desmond said….no wonder atm (my husband lah) was so happy this morning when he went to Cheng Beng. (This morning, only my atm went to Cheng Beng his ancestors graves and dropped by my parents’ grave while my siblings were there).

Me : *giggled, giggled, giggled*

So, yeah… It is all my fault. I know I should tell my sister. I know I should tell those people who phoned me, sms-ed, emailed me…… But I cannot. And the other person who MSN me when I was hiding. Hehehe, sorry lah Beng, I almost choked to death holding back my giggles and controlling my fingers from replying the offline messages.

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(picture removed because I lost it while moving server)

I AM VERY SORRY! I HOPE NO ONE IS OFFENDED. HAPPY APRIL’S FOOL! LOVE YOU ALL!

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  • terence
    11:16 pm on March 31st, 2007 1

    I knew it!!. I m going to paint ur apartment RED!!!.

    @(^#%*%#@***@*(*!^@^(!@(!…………

  • Lilian
    11:17 pm on March 31st, 2007 2

    terence - Got pink paint? I prefer pink.

  • terence
    11:18 pm on March 31st, 2007 3

    Please also disregard my comment on the previous post. It wasnt me.

    @#@#!(#^!(*#^@@……….

  • LauYee
    11:20 pm on March 31st, 2007 4

    Ah sister, i tot u rilly pregnant ler…. wa… this time rilly kena April Fool lor!!! The pasar all know u pregnant oledi u know?!

  • Lilian
    11:22 pm on March 31st, 2007 5

    terence - Heh, Six Million Crumpler or else I publish MSN messages? And sms screenshots and phone recordings?

  • Lilian
    11:23 pm on March 31st, 2007 6

    LauYee - Good lor, that means I still hiao and still hot. Sure make the hardware store ah sohs and ah peks dem jeles I got screws. LOL.

  • Ah Beng
    11:33 pm on March 31st, 2007 7

    Woi! My taikor sending me up to Penang to paint ur house red. Want any extra renovations ar????

    We do a lot demolition and leveling works as well.

  • Lilian
    11:36 pm on March 31st, 2007 8

    Ah Beng - Soli lah…Tell yr taikor, I send one roasted pig to apologise lah.

    clement - I long time oso cannot pregnant liao wan. Doctor already ‘tied’ me up. Previous comment - sooi sooi oredi mentioned.

  • huei
    11:36 pm on March 31st, 2007 9

    WuAHhaHAHhah GoOD ONE!!!

    i didnt get punked..cos i read this entry first! =P

  • aL
    11:44 pm on March 31st, 2007 10

    aiks. kns. i tot i really gotta edit my template from 5xmom to 6xmom d.

    kena sebijik. lol =)))

  • Kenny Ng
    11:46 pm on March 31st, 2007 11

    Cilaka!!!! kena tipu! Not yet April fool already kena… so sui la this 5xmom… LOL

  • #2nd son
    11:49 pm on March 31st, 2007 12

    So I’m not getting another cute one? Why you little…Hahaha…..very geng punya prank.

  • Samm
    11:53 pm on March 31st, 2007 13

    It worked, din it……… lol

  • Erin
    11:53 pm on March 31st, 2007 14

    T_T” …. … .. . . . . .
    BTW , a nice one!

  • Birds Talking
    11:56 pm on March 31st, 2007 15

    Alamak!
    Bird Talking also kena PUNK’D!!!!!
    Anyway, how about another one Huh? 6XMom? Ha!Ha!

    Cheers and Regards
    & Happy April Fool’s Day!

  • Sweetpea
    11:59 pm on March 31st, 2007 16

    cheh! i tot for real…. happy april’s fool day too!

  • menj
    12:10 am on April 1st, 2007 17

    Okay, here is a disclaimer: I was under the influence of drugs when I wrote that other comment “congratulating” you, so really, it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me Alien

    - MENJ

  • SiwwyPig
    12:11 am on April 1st, 2007 18

    AIyaaa… I hope April Fool joke become reality.. then good news.. lol

  • anthraxxxx
    12:20 am on April 1st, 2007 19

    tiu!

  • Lilian
    12:23 am on April 1st, 2007 20

    anthraxxxx - Tiu bek. Hahaha.

    siwwy - I can only dream.

    menj - Good one!

    sweetpea - I wish.

    birds talking - Hope u have a good luff.

    erin - Hehehe.

    Samm - Yes, many times over.

    #2 - Swet

    kenny/huei/al - Wanna smack me?

  • wingz
    12:34 am on April 1st, 2007 21

    hahaha!!! see see? i told u so!!!

  • cely
    12:43 am on April 1st, 2007 22

    U got me!

    Nice one~ Smile

  • anthraxxxx
    12:51 am on April 1st, 2007 23

    wahahhahaa kena tipu big time. Sorry for my tiu-ness Razz

  • pinksterz
    2:20 am on April 1st, 2007 24

    i am so punked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ms liliannnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

    bwahahaha! good one this time! muahaha

  • Bryan
    2:40 am on April 1st, 2007 25

    So who is gonna buy http://www.6xmom.com now? Haha…

  • grace
    3:15 am on April 1st, 2007 26

    oh god! hahaha..good one..and i was telling my mom abt you..haha

  • earl-ku
    3:56 am on April 1st, 2007 27

    *** hahahahaha nice one …

  • romantic
    4:13 am on April 1st, 2007 28

    LOL good one….sheeesh I was gonna write and say you did look radiant in the last few pictures,,cheh!!!

  • Owen
    5:45 am on April 1st, 2007 29

    Cheh!! .. I got totally punked .. even told my wife about the story !!

    You know I’m going to have to find you and throw eggs at you now !!

  • Gertrude
    6:12 am on April 1st, 2007 30

    Aiyoh, Lilian, really kena from you. I even told my niece and husband that my favorite blogger’s from Malaysia is pregnant and hope she will have a cute baby girl Frown

  • Choonie
    6:59 am on April 1st, 2007 31

    Haiyah… I was so happy for you because I just had a d&c due to blighted ovum. I am really really happy and I just wish that I am pregnant so that I can share my experience with you. Anyway… I really ‘kena’ this time. But it is a good one. No hard feeling. Enjoy reading your blog especially this one. I need to keep up the pace to check every blog of yours.

  • eevet
    8:22 am on April 1st, 2007 32

    Walau eh~ O-o|||

  • mumsgather
    8:38 am on April 1st, 2007 33

    KNN lu. I was so happy for you. Summore I went and shared with you. I am so disappointed in you. You shouldn’t play these kinds of tricks on your readers. I’m not going to read your blog anymore.

  • mumsgather
    8:40 am on April 1st, 2007 34

    BTW, Happy April’s Fool to you too! Of course I’ll still read your blog. You really got us fooled lah woman. Hahaha.

  • dylan
    8:41 am on April 1st, 2007 35

    It sounded so real…Well at least it will get me ready for oncoming pranks today.

  • mama23beas
    9:17 am on April 1st, 2007 36

    Tak terkejut pun…dah tau dah hehe.

  • Adam
    9:24 am on April 1st, 2007 37

    My wrist is now painful because you made me scroll down so much. Happy April fools day.

  • flsam
    9:31 am on April 1st, 2007 38

    Aiyo, my son also kena punked as he told me after reading your blog that u are changing to 5xmom + 1.
    Nice wan.

  • Jeffrey
    9:37 am on April 1st, 2007 39

    You may be a young Christian and you may not be aware but as a CHRISTIAN, you should not be playing “the April Fool’s joke”. With the joke, you are indirectly calling Jesus Christ who died for us on the Cross a FOOL! He is no fool, He is the Saviour, the Son of God. With the death of Christ, there started the April Fool’s joke. God Bless!

  • Ah Pek
    9:46 am on April 1st, 2007 40

    Bwahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mama Bok
    9:55 am on April 1st, 2007 41

    Hhahhahahaa!! now that was a good one..!! i wondered on your first post.. if i should or should not congratulate you ..?? coz’ i was thinking.. hmmm.. april fool’s day round the corner.. abuthan hor.. i told myself.. you would joke about something like that lor.. so i just bid my time.. because i didn’t wanna pressure you .. or ask you anything silly.. for fear of kenna.. “smack” on the face.. for no good reason.. hahahahah!!
    Anyhow.. good one.. Lilian..!! we were sure taken in.. Wink

  • romantic
    10:11 am on April 1st, 2007 42

    To Jeffrey— what kind of assinine remark is that???? Who said he died April 1 ????? I hope Lilian whack you kau kau.

  • zyrin
    10:18 am on April 1st, 2007 43

    aiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

    i got april fooled as well!!!

    lilian kejammmmmmmmmmmmm…

  • Lilian
    10:29 am on April 1st, 2007 44

    Wah…so many smacks.

    To Jeffrey : Comment edited - I just realised who Jeffrey is. From my church. So, I shall not comment. Readers, drop it.

  • Cindy Chin
    10:39 am on April 1st, 2007 45

    Choi!!! April Fool pula!!??

  • -PC-
    11:07 am on April 1st, 2007 46

    @#%&^#$@ last nite my gang was out wid ur host n he told me it was APRIL FOOL!!! walau… eh mummi.. how can u fool this huh? no good ok? tipu out kam cheng!!

  • CincauHangus
    11:42 am on April 1st, 2007 47

    i knew it.. hahaa… everyone is a liar in april. Razz

  • Erina Law
    12:10 pm on April 1st, 2007 48

    No wonder you did not reply my sms lar. Not yet april sudah kena tipu liau. I were so excited going ot buy manggo and season them liau. Aiyah!!! Kena tipu……..

  • Jac
    12:36 pm on April 1st, 2007 49

    See aunty, i have got my half ‘guess’ correct now……..!!
    U damn ‘jahat’ lah……….wonder what your ATM will respond to all your readers’ comments on ‘the topic’, huh??

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    12:56 pm on April 1st, 2007 50

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  • anthraxxxx
    12:58 pm on April 1st, 2007 51

    betul betul havoc!

  • Athene
    1:12 pm on April 1st, 2007 52

    yuck fou! hahahha…

    Last nite I was telling my other half about this, and then I realized it’s AF day tomorrow, thinking about the AF prank you said you had planned, but told myself, nah… but then again, the joke could be pulling the biggest AF, the day day before it actually happens! Now shall plot for a revenge! Nyahahaha…

    Bloggers & 5Xmom’s fan, lets spread the new of the pregnancy summore, lagi ramai tau lagi bagus…. Just think, months from now, ppl will still be asking her about her pregnancy, due date, morning sickness + blah blah… Wouldn’t that be a great AF prank? One that gets back at the prankster and last for months…

    LOL

  • Kean-Jin Lim
    1:20 pm on April 1st, 2007 53

    Wow !!! Kena April’s Fool…wei…how old are you liao? still play this April’s fool. \o/ \o/ \o/ Saya kena tipu, I want to tell my mother… hahahahahahahaha…

  • Athene
    1:21 pm on April 1st, 2007 54

    lilian, jangan marah ‘kay… nasib baik I tadak jodoh lagi dgn you yesterday, kalau tak… mesti satu mall can hear my scream! Smile

  • Irene
    1:37 pm on April 1st, 2007 55

    Hahaha… But… It’s yesteray. Cannot count lar. You should do it today then count Razz You fooled us yesterday. Not count, not count hahhaha….

  • Sooi Sooi
    4:17 pm on April 1st, 2007 56

    yorh! so potong stim wan! and i spent the whole night wondering how it’s possible for a woman who oredi ikat to get pregnant! Razz

  • PoiPoi
    7:14 pm on April 1st, 2007 57

    hi “mom” thanks for drop by and post a comment hehe.. didnt see that until my sis told me. lol.

    Happy April Fool guys!

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  • jlshyang
    8:04 pm on April 1st, 2007 59

    waliao, tipu until so big!

  • may
    9:32 pm on April 1st, 2007 60

    You are one ‘geng’ lady ! Really got caught by you.
    And you inspired Ah Pek to write a nice poem too.

  • Jessica
    10:20 pm on April 1st, 2007 61

    -bangs head into the wall- ISH!!! Kena tipu liao worr T-T!!

    Aunty Lilian!! You got us all good, I must say, that’s the 2nd prank I got today, and second only…thank gawd Razz

  • zewt
    12:31 am on April 2nd, 2007 62

    and i tot you’re still going at it at 43… Razz

  • dragonmummy
    10:37 am on April 2nd, 2007 63

    Thats a good one. LTROF

  • shoppingmum and kids
    10:38 am on April 2nd, 2007 64

    Got me too!!!

  • laundryamah
    11:27 am on April 2nd, 2007 65

    yerrrrrrrrrrr….so bad…somemore i went to share the “good” news to someone else! cheh!

  • decypher
    11:32 am on April 2nd, 2007 66

    OH. *bangwall*

  • Josette
    8:33 am on April 3rd, 2007 67

    Aiyaya…………..I fell for it lah! Haha!

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