Pregnant?

*ring ring ring*

Check caller ID. [Dr.HM Goh]

Thought to self. Die! My nephew calling! How lah.

Nephew : Ah yee-yee…eh, my staff told me you are pregnant? She read your blog and sms me. We are now in Sitiawan (just arrived from Penang)

Me: *mumbled, mumbled, mumbled*

Nephew : My mother (5xmom’s oldest sister) said, you are the same age as her when she got pregnant with Desmond (another nephew)

Me : *mumbled, mumbled, mumbled*

Nephew : Wait, my mother wants to talk to you.

Sister : Eh, Ah Lian, Desmond said….no wonder atm (my husband lah) was so happy this morning when he went to Cheng Beng. (This morning, only my atm went to Cheng Beng his ancestors graves and dropped by my parents’ grave while my siblings were there).

Me : *giggled, giggled, giggled*

So, yeah… It is all my fault. I know I should tell my sister. I know I should tell those people who phoned me, sms-ed, emailed me…… But I cannot. And the other person who MSN me when I was hiding. Hehehe, sorry lah Beng, I almost choked to death holding back my giggles and controlling my fingers from replying the offline messages.

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(picture removed because I lost it while moving server)

I AM VERY SORRY! I HOPE NO ONE IS OFFENDED. HAPPY APRIL’S FOOL! LOVE YOU ALL!

69 thoughts on “Pregnant?

  1. Ah sister, i tot u rilly pregnant ler…. wa… this time rilly kena April Fool lor!!! The pasar all know u pregnant oledi u know?!

  2. LauYee – Good lor, that means I still hiao and still hot. Sure make the hardware store ah sohs and ah peks dem jeles I got screws. LOL.

  3. Woi! My taikor sending me up to Penang to paint ur house red. Want any extra renovations ar????

    We do a lot demolition and leveling works as well.

  4. Ah Beng – Soli lah…Tell yr taikor, I send one roasted pig to apologise lah.

    clement – I long time oso cannot pregnant liao wan. Doctor already ‘tied’ me up. Previous comment – sooi sooi oredi mentioned.

  5. Okay, here is a disclaimer: I was under the influence of drugs when I wrote that other comment “congratulating” you, so really, it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me :mrgreen:

    – MENJ

  6. anthraxxxx – Tiu bek. Hahaha.

    siwwy – I can only dream.

    menj – Good one!

    sweetpea – I wish.

    birds talking – Hope u have a good luff.

    erin – Hehehe.

    Samm – Yes, many times over.

    #2 – Swet

    kenny/huei/al – Wanna smack me?

  7. LOL good one….sheeesh I was gonna write and say you did look radiant in the last few pictures,,cheh!!!

  8. Cheh!! .. I got totally punked .. even told my wife about the story !!

    You know I’m going to have to find you and throw eggs at you now !!

  9. Aiyoh, Lilian, really kena from you. I even told my niece and husband that my favorite blogger’s from Malaysia is pregnant and hope she will have a cute baby girl 🙁

  10. Haiyah… I was so happy for you because I just had a d&c due to blighted ovum. I am really really happy and I just wish that I am pregnant so that I can share my experience with you. Anyway… I really ‘kena’ this time. But it is a good one. No hard feeling. Enjoy reading your blog especially this one. I need to keep up the pace to check every blog of yours.

  11. KNN lu. I was so happy for you. Summore I went and shared with you. I am so disappointed in you. You shouldn’t play these kinds of tricks on your readers. I’m not going to read your blog anymore.

  12. You may be a young Christian and you may not be aware but as a CHRISTIAN, you should not be playing “the April Fool’s joke”. With the joke, you are indirectly calling Jesus Christ who died for us on the Cross a FOOL! He is no fool, He is the Saviour, the Son of God. With the death of Christ, there started the April Fool’s joke. God Bless!

  13. Hhahhahahaa!! now that was a good one..!! i wondered on your first post.. if i should or should not congratulate you ..?? coz’ i was thinking.. hmmm.. april fool’s day round the corner.. abuthan hor.. i told myself.. you would joke about something like that lor.. so i just bid my time.. because i didn’t wanna pressure you .. or ask you anything silly.. for fear of kenna.. “smack” on the face.. for no good reason.. hahahahah!!
    Anyhow.. good one.. Lilian..!! we were sure taken in.. 😉

  14. To Jeffrey— what kind of assinine remark is that???? Who said he died April 1 ????? I hope Lilian whack you kau kau.

  15. Wah…so many smacks.

    To Jeffrey : Comment edited – I just realised who Jeffrey is. From my church. So, I shall not comment. Readers, drop it.

  16. @#%&^#$@ last nite my gang was out wid ur host n he told me it was APRIL FOOL!!! walau… eh mummi.. how can u fool this huh? no good ok? tipu out kam cheng!!

  17. No wonder you did not reply my sms lar. Not yet april sudah kena tipu liau. I were so excited going ot buy manggo and season them liau. Aiyah!!! Kena tipu……..

  18. See aunty, i have got my half ‘guess’ correct now……..!!
    U damn ‘jahat’ lah……….wonder what your ATM will respond to all your readers’ comments on ‘the topic’, huh??

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