Strangles self

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March 31st, 2007 at 12:03 am

Strangles self

» by Lilian in: Family

They have….

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Lala

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Super crunchy butter prawns

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Some live garoupa

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Damn fragrant fresh fa-hai (flower crabs) caught fresh from the sea.

And I eat…

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brocolli wor….. which my son said looks like my hair style. KNN, lu ciakap manyak hor?

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and these leftovers mushroom and young corn.

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So, this place knows I need this noose. See? So considerate of them, rite? Know I need to ……

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I have to blur out a bit or else some sei pat phor later say I encourage suicide pulak.

But lucky the sister-in-law brought a long a bottle of wine…

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Which no ones drink..so I mah hampalang finish the whole bottle lor….

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Blur and small size or else some sei pat phor says I encourage drinking pulak, niamah

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Again, make small-small or else sei phat phor says my butt big. So, after kena almost one bottle of wine, dunwan to strangle self. Go play swing. But now, anak says…..Mom, careful, the tree later break and tttiiiimmmbbbberrrrrrr.

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Eh, in case sei phat phor thinks my son oso drunk, it is not hor. He memang high on adrenalin wan. Hope he becomes a stand-up comic one day.

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And that makes the end of my rants. Plus my vegetarian fasting is ending soon. This Sunday is Palm Sunday when Jesus arrived in (eh where ah? Jerusalem?) on a donkey and people waves palms to welcome Him. Next Thursday is Maundy Thursday where Jesus washed the feets of his disciples. On Friday, they cruficied Him. See? How fickle we humans are? Sunday welcome, Friday skali ‘hai’ (cause) Him to die. And next Sunday is Easter Sunday when Jesus arise from the dead and resurrected as the Holy Spirit which makes the Holy Trinity of God the Father, Jesus the Son and the Holy Spirit.

And I tell you, I am going to whack kau the crabs, prawns and fish again. Have a nice weekend everyone!

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  • The K-Kia
    12:09 am on March 31st, 2007 1

    Wei you cibai poh Jehni (manyak susu), heard or not? Sei pat poh, target you ler… sei pat poh

  • Lilian
    12:10 am on March 31st, 2007 2

    K-kia – sshhhh…she won’t come again.

  • Athene
    12:36 am on March 31st, 2007 3

    lilian, you k-kia sudah naik angin.. or issit dia ambil peluang untuk lepas geram to control his tongue :)
    Cedric jangan marah okay…
    Btw, Lilian, I think that woman is inspired to be like you, tapi kesian, tak ada orang laya ler…

  • sasha
    12:41 am on March 31st, 2007 4

    who is the sei pat poh????? Knn her. banyak cakap. kasi clorox minum.

  • Athene
    12:41 am on March 31st, 2007 5

    Oh my, how Matthew has grown, I almost tak kenal ler..

  • Lilian
    12:46 am on March 31st, 2007 6

    Athene – Yeah, he is losing that chubby face now. *sigh* Time for another one! Hahaha.

    sasha – Chey, u not suppose to say KNN wor. Bad, you bad! *nay, previous post got moral police*

  • moo_t
    12:47 am on March 31st, 2007 7

    Cannot scold people lar, otherwise those sei-fei-chai-yan-jar politikus say blogger “sow seed on hatreds”.
    Bon appetite :)

  • Erin
    1:13 am on March 31st, 2007 8

    T_T now is 1.12am… feel hungry before i read this post. And now i’m drooling liau T_T
    Oh! … Matthew looks entau… really… so cute !!!

  • Zee
    4:49 am on March 31st, 2007 9

    Hey! Your little one’s gonna grow up to become a heart-breaker man!

  • terence
    9:32 am on March 31st, 2007 10

    New band?? Brocolli M??? Better that Boney M ar? *LOL* Wondering how Ah Lian can hang herself, branch also break lor. *Cabut*

    Cedric: Let it go. Enough liao. This one is a happy blog. We together gather go flame her site instead. Wei, u want red paint ar? I have excess. *LOL*

  • papajoneh
    10:48 am on March 31st, 2007 11

    I love the foods.. hmm look delicious especially the super crunchy butter prawn. Fasting almost over. Papa ate fish pulak last nite. but most of all, i love the 2nd last shot. I love pictures with children around. You one damn lucky mom. Your sons look so cool in their own way. and please don’t strangle yourself. Papa need mom around to cheer us all. :)

  • toxicle
    10:39 am on April 6th, 2007 12

    Wah .. I see you’ve been visiting Hai Boey again eh? Why didn’t have the fish in claypot?

 

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