This is my kid. He is four years old. He just got a Game Boy Advance about a week ago. This photo is taken outside his doctor’s clinic. So, I was borrowed his Game Boy and played Super Mario. And he shouted, “Haiyor….mommy why you so clumsy one? You must jump when the tortoise come.” And I said, “Huh? I thot I can ride on the tortoise? No meh?” And all the people waiting for their respective doctors must be stifling laughs at clumsy mummy.
And last Saturday, both him and I were in the car while my atm and #1 son went into the shop to see some Kawasaki bikes in Autocity. The air-cond was blasting in the hot afternoon. Then, I feel a tummy ache and told him, “Let’s get down the car and ask papa to hurry up ‘cos I tummy ache already.”
So, we got down and atm showed him the little bikes which are so cute……All types of miniature versions. Then, atm showed him the Honda big bike which costs RM140K with aircond somemore. Ding dong ding dong…he went around the shop with the shop owner trailing around them. The shop taukeh soh knows this is potential customer mah.
Manatau, out of nowhere, my toddler suddenly remembered,
“Oi, papa hurry up, mommy wants to pangsai liao”.
(pangsai liao = shit already) Doink. *slaps forehead, red faced* The whole world also can hear his voice. Mana mau lari?