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April 17th, 2007 at 2:12 pm

How to shut your commentors up (WP Plugins)

» by Lilian in: Blogging

Do you have old posts that still receive comments? Do you know how many people love to surf the net and then, when they get anal, they jump on your old posts that you wrote donkey ages away and start to write their own blardy, long winded posts to give their opinions? Like as if they are so pandai and they blab, blab, blab non-stop. Read my Me section lah, I am paying for all those little alphabets you typed. If you like to write so much, go start your own blog lah.

I hate those sort of comments. I had used one plugin in my Best Recipe call Auto Close Comment where the old posts will have the comments section turned off. I get tonnes of people asking for recipes lah, address lah, telephone numbers lah etc. Adoi, I write food blog, I am not an information counter lah.

Then, I have tonnes of Siti Nurhaliza haters who still come to my site to criticise her marriage to Datuk K. And some posted that she is now fat. Cilaka, you think my blog is Siti Nurhaliza’s fans site or what? Puadah lah! Blah!

So, if you have the same problems as mine, use WP plugin to shut the comments section up. Over on this site, I had just installed Comment Timeout by James McKay.

All posts beyond 30 days will have the comment section shut off. It is shaddap, dudes. I am not interested to hear what you want to say after 30 days or 15 days if a post has no comments. What I write today, tomorrow I cannot remember. What I said today, maybe tomorrow I may disagree already. So, keep your comments to yourself.

Bloggers, you agree or not? Say we write something last year, it is blardy annoying to have someone commenting and refuting our thoughts. Because dei, that one so long already, who cares what I said lah. Wordpress plugins - I’m lovin’ it.

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  • Erina Law
    2:37 pm on April 17th, 2007 1

    I agree with you. But for me hor, still new and belum encounter that problem lagi.

  • pelf
    2:44 pm on April 17th, 2007 2

    What I write today, tomorrow I cannot remember. What I said today, maybe tomorrow I may disagree already. So, keep your comments to yourself.

    This is hilarious! Smile But thanks for introducing the 2 plugins Smile

  • Gallivanter
    3:10 pm on April 17th, 2007 3

    That’s a good idea. Gonna have that on my blog too. Smile

  • pelf
    3:46 pm on April 17th, 2007 4

    Don’t know why both plugins don’t work on my blog. Maybe because they don’t like me =(

  • sasha
    4:06 pm on April 17th, 2007 5

    Agree!

  • Kailuo
    6:50 pm on April 17th, 2007 6

    Hey Lilian, guess my long comment this morning on abortion partly sparked off this post huh. Well just wanna say sorry. Didn’t realize u were paying for the comments. And well, I tried to include the points and thought long abt it cos I respect you and ur blog. Smile

  • Bryan
    7:34 pm on April 17th, 2007 7

    Not only that, spammers always look for old posts.
    Now we can ask them to go chiak ka ki liao!

  • mott
    7:34 pm on April 17th, 2007 8

    kakakak…. I did that a long time ago….when I first stumbled on your post, searching for plumbing equipment…remember, the “wonder springcoil” that cleaned up your pipes (..no matter how I write it..ppl will still think it’s hamsup…. SIGH!!!!)

    hahahahaahahahahahah sorry ah … sorry ah… sorry ah…..thousand apologies!

  • frostier
    8:03 pm on April 17th, 2007 9

    Well, old posts is good for re-cap.
    and what you get when you start digging? you get dirt all over you!!!

  • doris
    8:56 pm on April 17th, 2007 10

    That’s an useful plug-in… I get a lot of old comments in my health blog so this comes handy.
    BTW, like the new template you got here Smile

  • uncle sha
    9:18 pm on April 17th, 2007 11

    I have this plugin too, have yet to activate it thou

    the wonders of wordpress & plugins eh … cool!

    useful guide Smile

  • melvin,foong
    9:25 pm on April 17th, 2007 12

    My blog also like that .. cilaka one ..
    but i install janitor on my MT, can do trackbacks also =)

  • weirdoux
    10:23 pm on April 17th, 2007 13

    woooo… auntie…
    so angry meh…

    ekekeke
    -but nice advice-

  • shooi
    11:03 pm on April 17th, 2007 14

    Gotto have that in my blog too though i don really have a lot of comments for the old post…but u’ll never know….

    p/s: You’ve been tagged at http://justmytots.com/2007/04/17/tag-the-fact-layer-by-layer/

 

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