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April 21st, 2007 at 1:53 pm

An unnecessary disclaimer (on penis enlargement and top commentators)

» by Lilian in: Blogging

If you have noted, I have put a Top Commentator plugin on my sidebar so that the top ten commentators will be duly worshipped by me for giving me the most feedbacks. Right now, I set it to count the total comments for the year, i.e. from January 1st 2007 till now. So, phweet! to all the ten. *throws confetti, roll out red carpet and kissing your feet plus polishing your shoes for leaving that many comments*

Nope, no free t-shirt for the #1 commentator. Instead, I should bill you 25% of my webhosting fee because you used up my diskspace. Pay up!

Penis enlargement, anyone?

Well, I had to rub my eyes twice. If I am seeing correctly, 5xmom is now sponsored by Penis Enlargement and Males Enhancement pills companies. I know many of you will be bitching that I have gone to the dogs and sold my souls to these companies. At first, I thought of asking TextLinkAds to remove those ads. Then, I think twice. Hmmm…actually, it is kinda bold to have it over there. So, they stay. Just like how I don’t always conform to the norm. I don’t see why I should do it to please the people whom have judgements against me.

My blog ranks highly on the keyword sex and I am not ashamed about it. Do you know how hard it is for porn sites to even get the kind of ranking I have? Heh, so I am not apologetic over that and I will let whatever companies that buy the text link ads from me to stay. I have my faith in TextLinkAds that they do have a certain standard and only takes legitimate companies.

So yeah, get used to it, dude. 5xmom is sponsored by sex-related products. Don’t you just :
1) hate me;
2) love me;
3) adore me to bits;
4) admire me to the highest heavens;
5) disgusted to death….

What? Multiple choice answers welcome.

Related posts:

  1. No more peenis enlargement ads for me
  2. How I got my reader to strip and take a pic of his tattoo…
  3. My RealRanks are too good for my own good
  4. What is penis? What is sex?
  5. Want to make money through TextLinkAds?
  6. Why I didn’t support Adverlets
  7. Lu ai khi boh?

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  • terence
    2:03 pm on April 21st, 2007 1

    What!!?? No T shirt???!!! Pay you somemore??!!!
    Ah Beng and Ah Kau will be visiting you soon. Very soon. Lu Jaga!!

    Enlargement??!! They call me Ron lah. No tenkiu.

  • terence
    2:06 pm on April 21st, 2007 2

    oh, I forgot. Yay 1st. Sue me!

  • earl-ku
    2:20 pm on April 21st, 2007 3

    wah me in the top ten ….

    spam spam spam spam spam ….

  • conan_cat
    2:57 pm on April 21st, 2007 4

    hmm not bad also wor @-o can rank high at word “sex”, why not! XD and having ads with sex is nothing wrong what… whats wrong with that!!

  • Ah Pek
    3:52 pm on April 21st, 2007 5

    I jeles!!

  • Lilian
    3:56 pm on April 21st, 2007 6

    Conan - Yeah, sex makes the world go around hor? If not no more babies mah. Hahaha

    earl - pay pay pay

    terence - OI, you want me to repeat why no t-shirt or not? Hhmmm? Want? Cuz u r too hot for it. You too hensem mah. Bluekkk..And say hi to Ron, will ya? Plus give him a kiss too?

  • Lilian
    4:03 pm on April 21st, 2007 7

    Ahpek - Jeles I got penis enlargement ads? Never mind, give me your TextLinkAds link and I go check out what’s wrong. I go tarik tali sama itu taukeh? Hehehe, gimme your profile on TLA. I kasi u private tips how to draw advertisers. Free write up of your description.

  • Penang my 2nd home
    5:56 pm on April 21st, 2007 8

    Ah Pek has a photo of penis enlargement in my folder.
    How can I send it to you?

  • simon
    6:51 pm on April 21st, 2007 9

    maybe this guy from the ‘Enlargement’ family, first name is P3n1 S.

    Possible, right?

  • theodwyn
    7:40 pm on April 21st, 2007 10

    Option 2 & 4!

  • mott
    9:34 pm on April 21st, 2007 11

    there’s one..

    “best colon cleanser”…

    wow…I know of facial cleanser..but this is a new one…I wonder what are the step by step method.

    Wink

  • Ah Beng
    10:08 pm on April 21st, 2007 12

    So yeah, get used to it, dude. 5xmom is sponsored by sex-related products. Don’t you just :
    1) hate me; HOW TO???
    2) love me; DUN WAN!
    3) adore me to bits; BLOW YOU UP TO BITS, MAYBE!
    4) admire me to the highest heavens; YOU WISH!
    5) disgusted to death…. DEFINITELY!

    If they call my taikor RON, then I must be TT Boy.

  • wuching
    10:42 pm on April 21st, 2007 13

    i’m #4 on ur top commentors list, not bad lah hor?!

  • moo_t
    11:53 pm on April 21st, 2007 14

    Envy. You very “geng-chao”.

    So should be 4.

  • Lilian
    1:03 am on April 22nd, 2007 15

    moo_t - Heh, tenkiu

    wuching - Yalor…my sapoter! I lafu yew.

    Ah Beng - Eh, lu tarak masuk 10 ten list, so dun kacau hor. Only your taikor name there, u tarak. Cipet lu, jaga, give me this kind of answer. And hor, apa TT Boy pulak? Faster MSN explain to me.

    mott - Wei colon cleansing is the rage now wor. I every night drink phsyillium (I dunno how to spell lah) husks with apple cider vinegar, kasi no trapik jam. The skin nice-nice ler.

    theodwyn - Aww..you made my day.

    HOI, Ah Beng, you see how ppl reply? Cipet.

    simon - Yayaya

    Penang2home - Dunwan.

 

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