When you start to copy and paste email forwards, post Youtube videos, copy and paste technology and gadgets stuffs eventhough thousands have blogged it, write something extreme and hope someone notices or…. when you need to go and find meme that no one tags you and do it anyway.
Like for example, I found this 50 questions which amazingly, no one tags me. So, I stole it from Simontalks and do it. I know kepochis love to read all these little secrets wan. So, sit down properly, open eyes big big and let’s go for a ride…
1. FAVORITE MOVIES?
Romantic ones. Full of suspense types. Face Off. Pirates of the Carribean 2. X-men 1. The Incredibles. Arggh…don’t ask, can ah? A lot lah.
2. DO YOU OWN A GUN?
I wish to. Can I?
3. WHO IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY?
4. FAVORITE SCENT?
My newborn baby who is fully breastfed.
5. DO YOU LIKE HOT DOGS?
I hate dogs. Especially when they are in the hot sun and chasing me.
6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK IN THE MORNINGS?
Drink water. Then, drink coffee, Nescafe Gold with Susu Cap Junjung.
7. DO YOU DO PUSH-UPS?
Bra push-ups? No wor, mine still perky, thank you very much. (hiaks, hiaks, hiaks, just to perk my readers up and test if they really read or not lah)
8. BROTHERS OR SISTERS?
Two older brothers and two olders sisters, all older by me by 14-10 years old.
9. WHATâ€™S YOUR MOST LIKED PIECE OF JEWELERY?
I wear RM3 earrings and yet, people tell me ‘sui, sui, sui’ so I think every piece of jewellery also looks good on me because I am pretty. So, nope, I don’t really have one.
10. WHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR PAIN RELIEF?
Ponstan 1000MG. Celebrex. Morphine IV. Anything the doctor gives, I wallop.
11. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET WEAPON TO LURE THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Niamah, like this oso wanna know? I tell you lah, all opposite sex memang like me because I am blessed with charm. But when you say lure, you mean lure into bed? That one cannot write in a blog wan lah, wei.
12. DO YOU OWN A KNIFE?
Many types, sushi knife, cleaver, pen knife, every kind that can slice cock. I mean chop the neck of the cock. The male chicken?
13. MIDDLE NAME?
Blank. I Chinese wei.
14. NAME 3 THOUGHTS AT THIS EXACT MOMENT?
I am happy because I am once again PPP top daily, monthly and all time earner. I am blessed with abundance good blessings. I am compelled to give back God’s generous blessings. Amen.
15. NAME THE LAST 3 THINGS YOU HAVE BOUGHT?
RM500 of SKII, large Americano from Coffee Beans and char koay teow.
16. NAME 3 DRINKS YOU REGULARLY DRINK?
Soya Wakame from Samm that makes my skin glows, Nescafe and water
17. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
11.30 am cos I slept at 4 last night, accompanying my dear hubby watching football. Not like some siao Ah Beng who slept at 3 and woke at 8 am.
18. CURRENT WORRY?
I need to see a dentist for a root canal and I have yet to find a handsome one that makes me tingling all over. Current is a woman one.
19. CURRENT HATE?
Stewpig men who likes to use PMS as a weapon when losing an argument and men who never grow up.
20. YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Anywhere that I don’t have to be responsible for jaga anak (taking care of kids). Fat hope.
21. LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
22. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?
Many places that I cannot afford to go anymore. Like Europe, Japan or any heavenly island.
23. DO YOU OWN SLIPPERS?
Not really. I have an image to keep, dude. I wear sandals, flip-flops, heels (heh, still slippers lah, but glamour sikit, can?)
24. WHAT TOP ARE YOU WEARING?
You mean now? I am wearing a sarong only. So, is that top or bottom or none at all?
25. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
Green. Green is for puke, alien, rotting meat, pus filled wounds…
26. LAST TIME YOU HAD AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Now, I just remember I have a bottle of Chardonnay chilling in my fridge. That makes the last time…at TGIF. Some sunset what-what 77 name, forgotten.
27. WHAT SONGS DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I sometimes ter-burst out in Christian hymns, praising God when I was doing business on the throne and realised it is not proper. Otherwise, I sing Whitney Houston. Highest note. “Because the greaaaaaatest love of all….”
28. WHAT DID YOU FEAR WAS GOING TO GET YOU AT NIGHT AS A CHILD?
Ghosts. From the banana tree trunks surrounding my house.
HOI….SO MANY QUESTIONS MEH? TIU, WHY DID I ITCHY BUTT TAKE THIS HUH?
29. WHATâ€™S IN YOUR POCKETS RIGHT NOW?
Parking ticket. Ooops….I lied about the sarong in question 24 above. I am still wearing the clothes I wore this afternoon.
30. WORST INJURY YOUâ€™VE EVER HAD?
Slipped and injured my ankle, both sides. But hor, it is not as bad as vaginal birth where you feel bruised like getting stepped by a herd of buffaloes. Or caesarean operation where they yanked a whole elephant and your innards out.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PET?
I am too selfish to love a pet. My kids are my pets.
32. HOW MANY TVs DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE?
Three. A 29 inch flat, a 25 inch for the kids PS2 and a 14 inch antique push buttons JVC which was the first item my hubby owned as a working adult. (sentimental value mia)
33. WHO IS YOUR LOUDEST FRIEND?
Loudest means what? I got no friend. So kesiannnnnn. Who wants to be my friends? Wait, the most chatty blog readers/commentors? Nay, on the sidebar under Top Commentators. Some siao Terence and the rest lor.
34. WHO IS YOUR MOST SILENT FRIEND?
I don’t know. Oi, any silent friend out there? Say hi lah!
35. DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?
NIAMAH, how would I know? Not like at my age, they are going to crush. Hoi, siao ah? Mental case like that. I am 43 years old lah. Pssst….AhPek, you got crush on me or not ah?
36. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not now, not before, not ever. But I do pray to God. That one really works. Trust me.
37. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK?
I read a lot of junks and that includes cheap trashy novels, cheap Swedish porns (do they even still exist?) , books on religions, best selling fiction and so many things. But off hand, I cannot name one. I got a series of 3 books on Celestine Prophecy my friend couriered from out of state that I haven’t finish. (don’t scold me hor, I busy blogging for your entertainment sake, no time to read the books lah. want to blame, blame yourself lah)
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?
Expensive, Belgian, dark chocolate truffles.
39. WHAT SONG DO/DID YOU PLAY AT YOUR WEDDING?
I very poor, I don’t have proper wedding wan. I don’t believe in splurging. So, no song to remember.
40. WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT TO PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
It’s raining men? Hallelujah! (St. John, St. Peter, St. Paul, St. Simon, St. Michael….all waiting for me mah)
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 12 AM LAST NIGHT?
MSN and writing paid posts.
42. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
Say a little prayer. And this morning, sniff, sniff, my son’s death anniversary is coming on May 1st and I am getting the blues again.
43. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE CHARITY?
Yes, of course! Myself.
44. DO YOU LIKE RAIN?
Yes, if I am in bed with a lover? Otherwise, it worries me if my sons are at school, my poor hubby driving in that storm…..
45. WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE?
Choy! I bath three times a day, wokay? But I just burped durian. Wanna smell? The farts smell of durian too.
46. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUâ€™LL BE IN 10 YEARS?
Hopefully some place that we are planning to be, Wuching’s neighbour perhaps?
47. DO YOU BURN OR TAN?
No, I am very protective of my skin. I like being fair. Men love fair woman, mostly.
48. LAST TIME YOUR CELL RANG?
Just only because my #2 son just owned my SE630 and FU-YOHHHHHHH…so he is testing the number. Haih…not like I got any hot hunks calling me.
49. WHAT IS YOUR GPA?
What is GPA ah?
50. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
No. But I believe in miracles because I believe in God.
Question 51 – Will my dear readers like to take this 50 questions and have fun with it? It is pretty good for pondering, really.