My chocolate is longer than my laptop! (and some facts about males)

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May 3rd, 2007 at 2:09 am

My chocolate is longer than my laptop! (and some facts about males)

» by Lilian in: Humor

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I couldn’t resist grabbing this Toblerone dark chocolate which goes for only RM19.90 for a 400g bar. I mean, who can resist a bargain price like that, right? My dear hubby gave me a killer stare because no one eats dark chocolate except me. In his mind, it will be gone to waste, after sitting for a few months, getting mouldy…… So, in order to prove him wrong, I am going to finish it.

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Now, can you visualise how BIG is big? It is 14 inches long, as long as the width of my laptop. Each time, I can only manage one triangle. I suppose if I eat two triangles per day, I should be able to finish them in a week’s time. So tune in and see if I will put on 400 grams in weight as well.

I just recall something today. I must jot this down before I forget.

I was dressed and ready to go out. So, for fun, I asked my toddler whose eyes were fixed on the Gameboy if I look nice. And that kid shows the real man’s character. He blurted with a disinterested look on his face, “Nice lah”. Cis, budak-budak only already know how to answer tricky question. That’s man for you, ladies. It is a waste of time talking to them about things like these.

Which reminds me of another thing. My husband can wakes up at 2 am in the morning and sit right through 5 am in the morning to watch football. He is going to do it again soon, with Italy vs. Man U? (eh, I don’t care what league and what team lah). But if my kid vomits in the middle of the night, I have to kick him to wake up to hold the vomit bucket so that I can run to grab a wad of tissue. He gets grumpy if he needs to change the bedsheets but he is wide awake to cheer some silly men chasng after a ball. Go figure.

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  • hao
    5:10 am on May 3rd, 2007 1

    MU vs AC Milan. AC Milan won 3 – 0. Champions League semi-final, so can be excused la…hahahaha

  • Mama Bok
    5:15 am on May 3rd, 2007 2

    You can share your dark chocolate with PB anytime.. Lilian..! he loves it..!! i donch eat dark chocolates .. ;)
    And a good thing.. that PB ain’t into sports/football.. else i’ll vomit blood..! My ex is this way.. read all about sports.. donch play it himself.. but would watch . .and knows everything about it.. and anything else.. zilch..!! *shakes head*

  • budokid
    9:31 am on May 3rd, 2007 3

    choc is my feel-good ala depression food. if cant finish, come come spend me…

  • mott
    9:43 am on May 3rd, 2007 4

    my hub did the same. very committed to watching soccertv…but help with kids….

    tak boleh HARAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wuching
    10:37 am on May 3rd, 2007 5

    my wife buys bananas & let them sit there till they turned black! bow that’s a waste!

  • Karen
    10:57 am on May 3rd, 2007 6

    I want a chocolate bar that big! Yummm! I could eat it in one sitting. It might bring on a headache but it would be worth it. LOL

  • iCalvyn
    11:30 am on May 3rd, 2007 7

    if not mistaken, Toblerone last time didn sell in malaysia, my relative stay at canada bough for me when they back to malaysia

  • suituapui
    12:04 pm on May 3rd, 2007 8

    U bought in Langkawi lah? U long long, long things, ya? LOL!!! Slow, slow eat, ya! Nicer! Ha ha ha ha ha! (P.S.: Pls dont hantam me, ya! Joking only!)

  • Erina Law
    12:24 pm on May 3rd, 2007 9

    hahaha………….. man!!! Lawrence is also like that. Football punya pasal, he can set alarm to wake up but if get him to wake up in the middle of the nite to make milk, he will be grumpy. hahahah……………………..

  • Alexallied
    12:49 pm on May 3rd, 2007 10

    that sounded like me :X

  • Gwen
    1:51 pm on May 3rd, 2007 11

    Dunno why I was thinking about kukujiao and suddenly remembered to come layan your blog. HAHAHA

  • conan_cat
    2:21 pm on May 3rd, 2007 12

    lol… men oways liddat plak XD i’m guilty for da clothing thing, but no i don’t watch football.

    newayz wow where u get the toblerone ha?? i oso wan!! XXL bar leh!! 14 inch leh!!

  • papajoneh
    2:47 pm on May 3rd, 2007 13

    Im beginning to like your husband already. these few days other than jadi “JAGA’” I spent full time watching football. u probably noticed that in my blog. but i do understand the last paragraph. Hehehe. I used to be like that..but not now.. wife got another burden(big stomach already) to take care, so son things been awarded to me. If he suddenly want his “nenen hot”(hot milklah) in the middle of morning, like 3am.. so dengan berat hati terpaksa juga turun bawa buat susu. isk isk. but thats life being Papa. love it or what? pukul wife lagi… isk isk isk.

  • Nomadic Mom
    3:11 pm on May 3rd, 2007 14

    Now..next game is AC Milan vs Liverpool in the European Cup finals…. Liverpool got chance now….

  • sasha
    4:28 pm on May 3rd, 2007 15

    hehe same with my man la. Ask to jaga anak in the middle of the night say this and that but then watch football FUOOOOYOHHHH!!! can kill the tiger

  • lotsofcravings
    5:39 pm on May 3rd, 2007 16

    ur laptop very da canggih ar..all pink and stylo..

  • sc_leang
    2:04 am on May 4th, 2007 17

    football is not only about men chasing balls…
    its about tactics, formation, chemistry n most importantly, d passion [ n 4 some, the betting :(

    its something that girls wont understand as in guys wont understand thhe passion in going shopping n shop n shop

    2 hrs of football
    guys : this is oni the beginning
    girls : its killin me

    2hrs of shopping
    guys : its killin me
    girls : this is oni the beginning

    its even la….

  • papajoneh
    1:38 pm on May 4th, 2007 18

    can i comment here again… have to.. sc_leang comment really cool. I think i have to agree with that. for me, recently, because of Liverpool, MU and the action so-called chosen one coach. the rest just ignored. kekeke.

 

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