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May 4th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

Spiderman 3 - Not a movie review

» by Lilian in: Humor

Fuyoh!!!! No one tells me the show is 2.5 hours long! Midway only, I thought that’s the end of [tag]Spiderman 3[/tag] and wait and wait and wait and it dragged to 2.5 hours until my bladder also wanna burst.

In the car, after the show…..

“Eh, son, that black Spiderman with sharp teeth…..”

“WHAT LAH, THAT’S VENOM LAH, MOM!”, 10 years old son rolled eyes.

“You don’t know your mader ah? You how many years old already, you still don’t know your mom so blur wan?” 15 years old teen perli.

“Oi, how I know wor? Then, hor…that guy on the skateboard……”

“THAT’S NEW GOBLIN, AND THAT’S NOT A SKATEBOARD….” 10 years old frothing from the mouth

“Never mind, never mind, now so&so died already, that means no more Spiderman movie?”

“GOT SPIDERMAN 4, SPIDERMAN 7…….” 10 years old know-it-all replied

“Eh, mom, got more Spiderman, green, yellow and so on. There is even one Spiderman dressed like Borat’s swimming suit.” 15 years old and 10 years laughed till wanna die.

Anyway…..it is not bad after some of the more disappointing superheroes movies like Fantastic Four and X-men 3. I love the sandman special effects. And aisay man, they ran out of super-super heroes already, they even dragged Jesus into the movie. Cun anot? You curious? Go watch it yourself lah. Plus all the bad guys are sooooo handsome. Especially Mr. Sandman and Mr. what-his-name on the skateboard? And I hate nerdy guys like Peter Pecker.

Plus some people in the backrow cried and sobbed during the latter part of the movie. Cis, cry what cry, never cry before ah? Like that also can sobbed until ssshhhsooossshhhoooohhss. Do you cry at movies? So sissy ler. Even if you are a woman.

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  • Cindy
    10:16 pm on May 4th, 2007 1

    Cry in the movie?? Oh ya, once…and that has used up 1 packet of tissue papers. Philadelphia (sp?) was the movie! The movie is about a gay lawyer (acted by Tom Hanks) dignosed with AIDS fought a court case against his employer. 2nd movie that used up another packet would be Titanic…. Spiderman? Nah….

  • terence
    10:42 pm on May 4th, 2007 2

    Ah Kua!!!!!

  • Mossie`Ol Chin
    10:47 pm on May 4th, 2007 3

    u irritate die hard spidey fan. PERIOD.

  • Nomadic Mom
    11:34 pm on May 4th, 2007 4

    Shiza! Gonna watch it tomorrow. Does that mean Spiderman died??????

  • may
    11:37 pm on May 4th, 2007 5

    My kids have the same reactions as yours.
    I can’t understand what so nice about Spiderman too. Or any of the Superheroes/movies. Only thing good is the eye candies actors and actress.
    (My kids and hubby shaking their head at my comment.)

  • Mama BoK
    11:39 pm on May 4th, 2007 6

    i like the Borat comment your sons made.. hahahha!! that’s funny..!! i would be laughing alot hard too.. Wink

  • misha's mum
    11:43 pm on May 4th, 2007 7

    watched spiderman3 in HK … interesting movie Smile

  • shooi
    11:46 pm on May 4th, 2007 8

    Yay! gOing to watch Spidey3 tomoro. Got free tickets from my frens. So how-how oso must go!

  • nyx
    12:25 am on May 5th, 2007 9

    hehe… I thought this post was some ciplak version of eyeris’s “Not a Review”s.

  • Lilian
    12:54 am on May 5th, 2007 10

    nyx - I am not good with reviews. ‘Cos I am so used to writing paid ones so I tend to blow the things up. LOL.

    shooi - It is good! My 4 yrs old sat throught it and laugh as well.

    misha’s mum - Ya, I am still amazed with the sands. I think when I go to the beach, i am going to expect him to appear.

    mamabok - The kids here (the older ones) talk Borat with their school frens. “I am Borat. I like you. I like sex. It is fun. My mother is the oldest in the village. She is 42.”

    may - I had been to most of the superheroes movies. The Incredibles is my fav.

    nomadic mom - Find out yourself. Hehehe, no spoiler.

    mossie - Got frothing from mouth?

    terence - Ya lor. But I am female so that doesn’t apply.

    cindy - Ya, I remember that show!

  • papajoneh
    1:02 am on May 5th, 2007 11

    kesian me. never went to cinema for like 3 years already. eversince my starring born… all life been a bit rush here and there… most of the time, just watch from HBO or DVD. stuck at home. Pathetic of me.

  • Lilian
    1:16 am on May 5th, 2007 12

    papajoneh - I pun baru merdeka from 17 years drought. So don’t worry, you only have 14 more years to go. LOL.

  • may
    1:24 am on May 5th, 2007 13

    I much prefer movies where there are lots of chopping up…300…being the latest. Although I did not bring my kids to that. Lots of 6 packs around the screen. Sign…..plus all those blood and chopping….Aren’t I a dangerous person to be around ? Smile

  • cindy
    5:14 am on May 5th, 2007 14

    Wah, I haven’t watch that movie leh..

    But at least I know when to expect to see people cry la. Hehehehe. Grin

  • Gwen
    8:17 am on May 5th, 2007 15

    Eh, please don’t call people sissy la … you heartless only mar!!! Razz

  • sasha
    3:11 pm on May 5th, 2007 16

    cry? hahaha i went and watch the show last night. i wanna cry when the movie ended. cos my son’s mamy poko pants bocor and the kencing kena my jeans. !@#$%

  • Lilian
    3:34 pm on May 5th, 2007 17

    sasha - Hahaha! You just made me laff till cried.

    gwen - Yalor, I think something wrong with me wan, I cannot cry. My mom and sisters used to do that lah. Watch HK series, cry. Watch Taiwan movie, cry. Watch Bollywood movies, don’t talk what, they also cried. So that’s why I developed phobia. Hahaha.

    cindy - It is a good movie, can make my four years old laffed till kehkehkeh.

    may - Haiyor, scary lah u. I don’t watch violent movie, gory movie, ghost movie. Can vomit.

  • Erina Law
    3:43 pm on May 5th, 2007 18

    Me also belum watch that movie. Wanted to go yesterday but too tired liau. You know lar, with the budak budak…….. better put them at my mom place then, i can go with lawrence for a few hours paktor ing. hehehe…..

  • Bernard
    3:42 pm on May 6th, 2007 19

    Seventeen years?? Kawin liao never go to movies liao ka?

  • Lilian
    4:01 pm on May 6th, 2007 20

    Dr Bernard - 17 years means got anak liao. Kena life imprisonment. Hahaha. I kahwin 20 yrs liao lor.

  • hao
    8:02 pm on May 6th, 2007 21

    Yours sons Spiderman’s fans ar? Haha. I haven’t watch yet Frown

  • Gallivanter
    10:07 am on May 7th, 2007 22

    Spiderman 3 was a disappointment. The ending was pathetic. Smile

  • lasilasi
    8:02 pm on May 11th, 2007 23

    luv yr writing style! makes my day haha

 

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