You know something? Sometimes, there are things that I must simply jot down before I forget. So, this is one of them.
Actually, I took this photo for my food blog. These are two dumplings or call pau in Chinese. The small one has char siew (or minced, spice pork) and the big one has pork, egg and chicken pieces, hence the size is bigger.
1) It must make men draw a deep breath
2) It must make them forget their words in mid sentence
3) It must make them see the longkang (valley as a better word) until they also fall into longkang (drain)
4) It must make their eyes glued to the boobs, even if they are some strict religious men
5) It must make their eyes follow the breasts till the breasts are out of their views
6) It must make men stop eating or stop chewing or even better, choke and die
Well, if you are a woman, and you had never cause any men any of the above effect, sorry lah. Go for breast augmentation. Or ask us how to create that effect. Otherwise, go put your head into the toilet bowl and flush and scream, “Why is life so unfair to me?”
Men, please can give us more ideas? Number seven, eight, nine, ten….?