Comments on: Do you remember the first time you drive? http://www.chanlilian.net/2007/05/28/do-you-remember-the-first-time-you-drive/ Life, Lies, Sex, Humor, Politics of a Malaysian blogger Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:27:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lau char bor http://www.chanlilian.net/2007/05/28/do-you-remember-the-first-time-you-drive/comment-page-1/#comment-73500 Lau char bor Thu, 31 May 2007 05:14:33 +0000 http://chanlilian.net/2007/05/28/do-you-remember-the-first-time-you-drive/#comment-73500 Never learn how to drive before and don't think will attempt! Afterall, the traffic and road around and in Kay El is very Kanasai. Even if I do attempt to learn how to drive, I gotta find ways and means to gather enough chua lee to buy a tank to drive since I can be quite a bully! So, conclusion...No need to go learn how to drive a car as it will deplete my already kemarau bank account further and add on more stress in a already tupsy turvey life! Hahahaha...Just hop on to a cab and relax and give smart instructions as to where I want to go... Never learn how to drive before and don’t think will attempt! Afterall, the traffic and road around and in Kay El is very Kanasai. Even if I do attempt to learn how to drive, I gotta find ways and means to gather enough chua lee to buy a tank to drive since I can be quite a bully!

So, conclusion…No need to go learn how to drive a car as it will deplete my already kemarau bank account further and add on more stress in a already tupsy turvey life! Hahahaha…Just hop on to a cab and relax and give smart instructions as to where I want to go…

]]> By: Angie Tan http://www.chanlilian.net/2007/05/28/do-you-remember-the-first-time-you-drive/comment-page-1/#comment-73372 Angie Tan Mon, 28 May 2007 16:13:27 +0000 http://chanlilian.net/2007/05/28/do-you-remember-the-first-time-you-drive/#comment-73372 Hahaahaha.... I remember learning how to drive. The uncle driver used to set up different lesson times so that I will learn to drive in all conditions - jam/no jam, rainy/sunny, early morning/late evening so that I won't get shocked when I get my lesen. :P By the time I got my 2nd or 3rd lesson, he asked me to drive him to JPJ from Subang. *blink, blink* I remembered I stopped at the traffic light which was on the ramp and he turned to me and said in Cantonese, "Did I teach you how 'balance car' yet?" I went (o___0).. and said "NOOOOO" in Cantonese. Then, he calmly gave me a 5 minute lesson on how to balance car... Damn scary!! I'll never forget how to balance manual car... hahahaa... Anyway, the best part is when I sat for the test. I stopped at the traffic light on the ramp again and 'balanced' the car. The tester scolded, "Eh?? Tak pakai hand-brake?", I replied, "Balance-mah". He said, "Ini tak boleh... potong markah!!!"... Wahhh... celaka... When we got back, he talked to me politely and then asked for the *ahem* *ahem*. I would have gotten full marks if not for that handbrake thing... >_ Hahaahaha….

I remember learning how to drive. The uncle driver used to set up different lesson times so that I will learn to drive in all conditions – jam/no jam, rainy/sunny, early morning/late evening so that I won’t get shocked when I get my lesen. :P By the time I got my 2nd or 3rd lesson, he asked me to drive him to JPJ from Subang. *blink, blink* I remembered I stopped at the traffic light which was on the ramp and he turned to me and said in Cantonese, “Did I teach you how ‘balance car’ yet?” I went (o___0).. and said “NOOOOO” in Cantonese. Then, he calmly gave me a 5 minute lesson on how to balance car… Damn scary!! I’ll never forget how to balance manual car… hahahaa…

Anyway, the best part is when I sat for the test. I stopped at the traffic light on the ramp again and ‘balanced’ the car. The tester scolded, “Eh?? Tak pakai hand-brake?”, I replied, “Balance-mah”. He said, “Ini tak boleh… potong markah!!!”… Wahhh… celaka… When we got back, he talked to me politely and then asked for the *ahem* *ahem*.

I would have gotten full marks if not for that handbrake thing… >_

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