When a woman wants to bake a cake, she needs to buy an oven, a mixer, cake tin, weighing scale and other little things.
And the man said….spend so much, why don’t I just buy you a ready made cake every day for the rest of your life?
When a man wants to dismantle a pane of window, put up a door and turn that area into a balcony……
The woman said, “Get the contractor to do it, pay him a few hundred bucks, suak-suak khi (all done)”
The man’s sons said, “No papa, let’s do it ourselves. It is very easy only. We do it this weekend.” (because the grill door is already available, torn out from neighbour’s home reno)
And man and sons went to buy:
1) A vibrating drill with saw blades
2) More hammers and stuffs to add to the already equipped handyman’s tool box
3) A goggle (not google lah)
And the whole apartment unit had to endured the knocking, grinding, sawing and God saves me, loud noises till dunno when.
And woman just roll eyes and blog it. In the comfort of the aircond room, almost sound proof. But aiks, the sawing starts again and my teeth feel sensitive already.
Bah! Men, you will never understand them. So don’t try.
Now, tell me lah, what am I to do with a gaping hole, large enough for me to jump out? I think I will do that. But no, I may kill my ground floor neighbour’s flowers if I make a leap from the 3rd floor. Bad idea.
Have a good weekend to all!