You have seen many memes floating around. They range from top ten things you like/dislike about your husband/wife to their likes/dislikes about you.
Since I am running a little low on inspiration to blog, I am going to do something you are going to hate. Yeah, hate me if you like but I am going to write about :
Top ten things I don’t like about YOU
(meaning my blog readers)
1) You read but never respond;
2) You never read but pretend to know
3) You don’t read my blog regularly enough *evades rotten tomatoes*
4) You learnt something from my blog and yet, you never quote me when you take the idea *give me links lah!*
5) You do not know that I am hard-up for comments
6) You think I am hard-up for comments so you babbled something meaningless (I know contradicting with 5 but there has to be a balance, which some people tend to overdo)
7) You praised too much which I hate
8 ) You imagine that my blog self is my real person
9) You are too judgemental and like to read between the lines plus having a mindset of your own
10) You get easily confused when a war starts and tend to sit on the fence
Plus one more:
11) You are too immature where the blogsphere is concerned.
Now, name me ten things you hate about my blog.
*inject sedatives, eat painkillers and put cushions on wall in case I bang my self to death after all the criticisms* Wei, Ah Beng, have you got the sedatives from the vet? And the Xanax leh? Faster give me.
Do you want to take this chance to tell your blog readers what you don’t like about them? Please do, and give me credit lah wei. In case people threaten to throw rotten eggs at you for being so egoistic, blame me lor.