Sometimes, I feel so tulan I just feel like blogging for money only. For example, take a look at this comment left on my food blog. For fark’s sake, it is a food blog and I never rant or write anything offensive over there. MCB betul.
penangite | email@example.com | IP: 184.108.40.206
Your pictures awful, fail at taking them in sideways/upside down and trying to be artistic. Just take them in a normal manner and they will look better.
I know my Best Recipes food blog is damn good and my photo photos are legendary. But fark man, this is just one of the hundreds of posts and this bugger has to pick on that single post. KNNMCB, I posted it because one of my readers have not heard of yam rice. So, while I was preparing it, with one hand I stir the wok and with the other hand, I use my prosumer camera. In case you do not know what a prosumer camera is, it is kick-ass expensive and it has long lens and heavy and all that. Plus it has a strap and also a camera lens cover tied with a dangling strap. Not like some chao ahkua camera you have there. So, I have to make sure the strap doesn’t get into my wok, my camera is not heated up, the lens did not get steam vapor and the flash doesn’t land on the shiniest part of the wok plus I get a macro of the main ingredients.
Hence, my angles were all odds. Moreover, I don’t have to grovel hard with my photoshopping and never have to bother about rotating my photos from portrait to landscape and all that. People like my blog simply because they like it.
And this bugger has to pick on that one single post. What is annoying is I found the same IP from a blogger from BM and that’s why I am terribly pissed. Who are you to criticise me when your own blog has these lame looking pics with all the huge watermarks? All the colours and saturation enhanced artificially? Please lah, all the professional photographers don’t put huge watermarks on their photos, ok? Noobs.
I got feelings wan, you know? You think you can suka-suka never bother to comment and out of the blue just criticise ah? Why? Butt itchy, want to get fry with the wok of 5xmom, issit?
Nah, my thong sui, sui or not? I only use my Sony Ericsson K800i to take a photo of it. Nice or not?