Private – The Obnoxious 5xmom

This content is password protected. To view it please enter your password below:

Password:

Who is the screwer one here?

She is 10 years old. They said she is a bit screwed. Otak tak center. If I am 10 and my mom has two husbands and 7 kids and some of whom may not be my own siblings, I would be screwed too. Recka’s stepfather Ahmad Omar, 49, said he and his wife would be handing over the little girl to the Welfare Department as they found it hard to control her. “I love her a lot but my wife […]

RELA nuisance

this farking old man in his RELA suit, thinking he is the traffic police actually shoo-ed all the cars to move, inspite of the red lights and the children crossing the road. Mahai, can wait or not? Don’t you have any common sense that it is more important to see that the school children crossed safely than trying to act like you are escorting a time bomb?

iSad iNo iMac

If I am four years old, I will fall flat on the floor and screech till I get my iMac. But then, I am not four but fourty. So, I cannot kick up a fuss. You see, a month’s back I went to Apple Centre and they asked me to wait till the new Mac OS leopard is out. So, I waited. Finally it is here. I went to the shop. They don’t have stock of the 20″ iMac. They […]

Re-post – Women only post – Men, shooo!

I asked a question at Facebook and sent the question to all my female Facebook contacts. However, I got a few guys who replied as well. Their answers are so funny so I think I should share it here. My question was : Does your taiyeemah aka aunt flo aka period ‘make appointment’ before arrival? Or she loves to surprise you and catch you unaware? These are some of the answers and there are 12 more on my Facebook profile […]

Old flower eyes (re-post)

*sigh* I hate having old flower eyes. You can’t see near, you can’t see far. If you wear the spectacle for seeing far, you can’t eat because the rice grains don’t look distinguisable. It is totally bleh, I tell you. So, I had been wearing mono-vision contact lenses. That is, my left eye for close subjects and my right side for distance. My brain adjusts well and I have no problem. I can even read the Bible as a lector […]