Joke only my husband can understand
Posted on June 29th, 2007 by Lilian • Filed under: Family
Along the North-South highway, one early rainy, morning….
Hubby was taking a short nap in the driver’s seat at the Tapah’s rest stop as he started early at 4 am. All the kids were dozing but I was half awake. I normally hate the idea of all sleeping in a car ‘cos I can imagine someone whack the windscreen if they thought all of us konk-ed out due to carbon monoxide poisoining or what. So, I was sitting there with a full bladder but dare not get down from the car. Finally, he stirred and woke up.
Me : Dear, you woke up? I go toilet first. (I was at the back passenger seat)
He : Go lah, got pang-geo some more sit here do what lah.
Me : I am scared if I got down earlier without my handphone and money and you suddenly drove off without me….how? Who knows, you may not notice I am not in the car and got to KL without me. Here I am, no money, no phone, mah die lor. Stranded forever.
He : Heh, if I know already, I drive even faster.
Me : *blur* Huh? What you mean? *scratch head*
He : *roll eyes, need to explain his own joke* If I know you not here, I lagi drive away faster. Can off load the car, save petrol and go KL time, save money, less shopping.
Me : Lu..cibai lu. *pinch pinch pinch*
wuahahahahah.. i think tho.. ur #5son will scream for him to SSTOPP!!!!!!
1st!!!!!!!!!!
nyhahahaha!
evil hubby but cute ma no meh? =D
belle – Nope, second! Hahaha. Ya, very cute hor?
But yalah, he very nice wan. Hehehe.
mott – He is sleeping in his seat oso. Everyone dozing.
haha, really dun understand … :p
hahahaha… this is really funny.. hahahaha
LOL, I think you really blur-blur that time! Ur atm just woke up only oso seems so fast and sharp thinking LOL.
i kesian ur atm more… kena pinch kau kau. report di-dera-fied by wife.
wahaha… at the middle oh high way, need to walk to city lo if ur hubby left u…. that time u can experience “Journey to the west”…
Bwahahahaha!!!! Only LOHs can understand lah.
Eh? Like read b4 somewhere leh.
That is why when I travel hor, I don’t like to drive lots of water.
alamak u ah…damn slow wan. Samo he need to explain his joke
i think at that time u still dreaming… u super blur! LOL!
u dun worry u dun haf money and handphone can get stranded loh… men will surely drive u to ur destination wan lar..just need to ask only =P
wah, must be suffering waiting to go pang-geo, LOL!
Hello Lilian. THis is my first time reading your blog. Nice theme.
I don’t understand the joke neither.
Maybe I am too young to understand at this time, heh.
Lilian, you are very capable. U must be u-lui leh. Keep up the good work. Wished I had your stamina. Still, there is strong admiration for your effort. Keep it up.
Husband and wife chemistry.
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Wowee … so keng … you use the word “PWNED” instantly become my hero edi. Hahaha
gwen – Hahaha, tenkiu! Learnt from my kids.
agnes – Yalor, humour makes the world goes round.
alice – Thanks. No lah, I don’t care much for the money wan, it is just targets to achieve. Hehehe.
iz – Hey, tks for dropping by.
sooi sooi – Yalor geo very suey wan, must pang pang pang away baru can releks. Hehehe, private joke hor?
ree nee – Wuah…you got send regards to Bro Paul yet or not? Hahaha. You know hor, that day we stayed in MidValley and he stayed there as well. I wanted to ‘date’ him go mass at SFX and get him to drive me there . But dare not lor. So I pun skip mass as no transport.
To the rest who dun get the joke – My husband means he so wanna escape and leave me there to cabut lari lah.