Along the North-South highway, one early rainy, morning….
Hubby was taking a short nap in the driver’s seat at the Tapah’s rest stop as he started early at 4 am. All the kids were dozing but I was half awake. I normally hate the idea of all sleeping in a car ‘cos I can imagine someone whack the windscreen if they thought all of us konk-ed out due to carbon monoxide poisoining or what. So, I was sitting there with a full bladder but dare not get down from the car. Finally, he stirred and woke up.
Me : Dear, you woke up? I go toilet first. (I was at the back passenger seat)
He : Go lah, got pang-geo some more sit here do what lah.
Me : I am scared if I got down earlier without my handphone and money and you suddenly drove off without me….how? Who knows, you may not notice I am not in the car and got to KL without me. Here I am, no money, no phone, mah die lor. Stranded forever.
He : Heh, if I know already, I drive even faster.
Me : *blur* Huh? What you mean? *scratch head*
He : *roll eyes, need to explain his own joke* If I know you not here, I lagi drive away faster. Can off load the car, save petrol and go KL time, save money, less shopping.
Me : Lu..cibai lu. *pinch pinch pinch*