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July 3rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm

iSick

I got a burning piece of charcoal in my throat

I got sandpaper throat

My nose stings when I breath

It drips so bad I almost slurrrrrp the mucuous when I drink my hot soup

I got a fever but I am too lazy to dig where the paracetamol is

I can down a 1000 mg Postan and don’t bitch about the sore throat and stinging nose and fever but this is my blog

I can swallow either a Clarinese, Claritine, Actifed or whatever anti-histamines in the fridge and stop bitching but this is my blog
(eh, my niece is a pharmacist and my nephew a doctor so I am not likely to kill myself taking the wrong meds, ok?)

So here I am, bitching because our Government choose to pretend that the haze will not appear every year. If I am the Pee eeM, I will tell the neighbour who sends the haze that I am going to pack their labourers back in the next tongkang. Please lah, now we have Nepalese, Myanmar, Bangladeshi, Pakistan (yummm some of the men from these countries are so hensem, I wanna keep a
garderner to trim the bushes). Give them a bit of scare lah, Mr. Pee eeM. What’s holding you back?

Niamah, where is my box of tissue again?

Oh ya, I change template to release tension. Got nice?

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  • DLG
    12:57 pm on July 3rd, 2007 1

    *pass tissue*

    *pass vicks inhaler*

  • Clare
    1:19 pm on July 3rd, 2007 2

    Trim what ‘bushes’? *wink wink* LOL! :D

    Template got nice but banner become so small lah…if banner can fit the whole stretch baru ada oooomph!

    *Get well soon ya auntie!

  • Lilian
    1:20 pm on July 3rd, 2007 3

    clare – Now I very kira wan, smaller banner means more real estate baru can add more ads mah. Hahaha.

  • Ah Pek
    1:26 pm on July 3rd, 2007 4

    iSayang

  • terence
    1:28 pm on July 3rd, 2007 5

    So many years liao. Same outcome…. no outcome.

    Why no one go wave the keris at Indonesia ar???? All quiet only. No heroes on the haze issue. I wonder why.

  • sy
    1:32 pm on July 3rd, 2007 6

    can’t even see pulau jerajak / QB from penang bridge when i was on the way to work from bworth this morning. and what is the government going to do about this??

    The answer:
    “..any plans made by Malaysia to help Indonesia combat haze could not be implemented unless a Memorandum of Understanding is signed with the Indonesian government” (The Star)

  • terence
    1:36 pm on July 3rd, 2007 7

    iduncare

  • Lilian
    1:38 pm on July 3rd, 2007 8

    Terence – *phrroottt* and throws germs to Melaka

    sy – Yalor, where is the rain huh? That day rain so much.

    terence – Dare not tell you, later I masuk makan gulai nasi.

    ahpek – iHepi

  • wuching
    2:02 pm on July 3rd, 2007 9

    your turn to get sick! drink lotsa water & get plenty of rest, get atm to massage your feet, pour bath for u & cook dinner also!

  • JM
    2:42 pm on July 3rd, 2007 10

    Wuah I am also sick!!!!!
    Sore throat and running nose that runs a marathon!!
    Then then I also got cough.
    Bloody haze. Yep,blame the haze because I am also grumpy when I am sick.
    T____T

    Hope you get better 5xmom. Drink loads of water and rest a lot. And keep your hand off this blog for a while! Take your rest and come back with hot stories. XD

  • Cindy
    2:48 pm on July 3rd, 2007 11

    tissue pls!!! me bad sinus!!!

  • sasha
    3:10 pm on July 3rd, 2007 12

    eh
    yr woman up there never scold ppl liao wor.

  • Ree Nee
    3:15 pm on July 3rd, 2007 13

    Lilian, take care!

    By the way, love the pink! But header too small lah.. bigger looks more kick ass!

  • lingzie
    3:26 pm on July 3rd, 2007 14

    looks like a lot of ppl are ’suffering in silence’ because of the haze! get well soon everyone! me included…:( :(

    lilian…very like-y the new layout. :)

  • meendee
    4:30 pm on July 3rd, 2007 15

    No need to worry your soup not salty enough if “it” really does drips into the soup … eeewwww. LOL.

    Take care and get well soon.

  • budokid
    4:50 pm on July 3rd, 2007 16

    me also sick….sore throat n fever…mau mati liao..

  • weirdoux
    4:56 pm on July 3rd, 2007 17

    wahh…..
    oke oledi. just now, i can’t see this page….
    nice theme laa…..

  • lotsofcravings
    7:05 pm on July 3rd, 2007 18

    take care take care.. hope the haze will go away soon lar.. u just have to hope..cant depend on ppl lar..

  • Lilian
    8:17 pm on July 3rd, 2007 19

    Harlow….I coff coff coff and ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo still. So tenkiu for the comments. My brain too stuffed to think and reply hor.

  • abcd
    8:24 pm on July 3rd, 2007 20

    (吉隆坡3日訊)首相拿督斯里阿都拉認為,“煙霾來來去去,而且煙霾也不是新的課題,煙霾不請自來”。

    阿都拉今日出席2007年大馬國際原產品大會與展覽會,受詢及煙霾課題時,如此簡單回應。

    Abdullah:” Haze come and go, this is not new, haze came by itself.

    my english no good, but i try translate oso la. That’s PM’s simple reponse to the haze questions…semua OK!

  • Agnes Tan
    8:37 am on July 4th, 2007 21

    Haze Laze Maze

    When the Haze arrives
    Ministers Laze
    Who will solve this Maze

    (ala Dr. Seuss)

  • Hainanese Kopi-O » Haze, Laze, Maze
    11:44 am on July 4th, 2007 22

    [...] I posted comment ala Dr. Seuss style at http://chanlilian.net/2007/07/03/isick/#comment-74996. [...]

  • Nicholas
    9:09 pm on July 4th, 2007 23

    not bad not bad the new template. but many ads leh

 

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