Long ago, before Eve ate the forbidden fruit….
But she had to spoil it all and took a bite of the forbidden fruit and gave Adam a bite as well…
Why lah Eve? You go and take the forbidden fruit and now, I have to fold baskets and baskets of laundry. The mountain of clothes never seem to finish. Towels, bedsheets, underwears, panties, bras, pyjamas, shorts, school uniforms, sarongs, working clothes, shirts, dresses…..
So you see, because of one mistake Eve and Adam did, now I am forever a slave to fold the clothes. Have you ever think? How nice it is to be like those tribes in the deep, deep jungle? They have never heard of (censored) and hence, they never need to wear clothes. Not even a fig leave or bamboo skirt. Because of that, they never have to worry about their body shapes. They don’t need slimming centres or wonderbra.
All because of you, Eve. You caused me so much tired hands, folding those dang laundry.
(lagi kena censored)
(If you are interested to know more about the creation of man, read Genesis which is the first book, first chapter of the Bible)
And this is a part humour post of my laundry folding rant
and part of explaining why men and women have so much troubles in life.
All the parts are censored by my ‘teacher’ who suddenly turned very yehsou-ish lately. Blame him for the censored parts.