I am leaving Maxis for the Yellow Man

I think since the invention of the affordable handphone, I have changed my phone numbers like five times. I don’t know but I think it is due to my lack of friends, social life, hehehehe and my fondness for not having people stuck to me for too long that I don’t care if they cannot find me.

Whoever I needs to be in contact with, like my kids’ doc, my undertaker number (serious, I got an undertaker friend), my chao ah beng tow truck service and ah long loan sharks numbers and other important numbers like that, then I make sure they can keep in touch with me. But for the rest, like old classmates, ex-colleagues, ex-lovers, ex-friends and ex-fiends they can be conveniently dropped off my record and theirs.

So, after giving much thought, I am joining the Digi yellow man because my two other sons have Digi lines too. Cheaper for us to sms each other. Moreover, the pre-paid card was already in my hands and I could use the number over the weekend when Maxis was closed and I couldn’t re-activate my Maxis post-paid number. (somemore hor, my loukong won’t know whom I have been in contact with 😉 😉 😉 kihkhkikhkikh, like the PI I hire to track his movement?)

There you go, my ex-phone number 012-493 5912 sudah kaputed. I have most of the phone numbers and will sms you all tomorrow. My nieces, nephews, siblings and kengkawan sekalian. Easier to do it on a Monday when people are working mah. Don’t want to interupt your weekend.

If you don’t hear from me means two things :

I haven’t have time to include your number in my record ‘cos the number was stored in my old-old handphone

OR

You can get the hell out of my life, go fly kite and play far-far. I dun give a fark you live or die.

Ta da!