I counted. If a kid poo once a day, he will poo 365 poos in a year. And they have to be at least four years old before they can learn to clean their own poo from their backside. This means, I have washed:
4 years x 365 = 1,460 poos per child
1,460 x 4 kids = 5,840 in total
But kids don’t learn to clean their butts by four years old. And I also have one kid whom I took care of for seven months. Plus some kids poo more than once a day. So, plus minus, I have washed at least 6,000 poos! Enam ribu. Six thousand. Lak cheng. Liuk chien. Luk cheen. That’s a lot. A mighty lot of shits I had dealt with. No wonder lah.
And no, this is not some deep-deep, chim-chim, double meaning post. So, all those who eat chilis, don’t feel hot. I am just ranting because I had just washed another poo.
Kid on the throne : Feeeeeneeeeessshhhh…
I went into the toilet to do what I have to do.
Take the bidet, wash.
Me : You want a bubble bath today?
He : Yes.
So, I took out the swimming pool, pour the bubble, turn on the tap.
Then, I carried him down from his cushioned throne seat into the swimming pool. (poor people like me don’t have bath tub, only fake plastic pool)
And he shouted : Mummy, you haven’t washed your hands. Don’t touch me lah, haiyor.
Me : Celaka. When I pour the bubble bath, I already washed lah.
He : Papa said must use dettol soap.
Me : If you are so scared of shits, then, don’t shit lor.
10 thoughts on ““If you so scared of shits, then don’t shit lor.””
WTF!!! Ubat ada makan???
You are full of shit!!!! (Personal joke) Bwahahaha!!!
terence – The vet closed today so they cannot supply any meds for rabid dogs lah. Too bad lor. But lucky I got blog to bark on. Hehehe (private joke again)
Kids are direct… lol
Hi Lilian. Damm creative hor. This topic can come across your mind and you wrote with sense. Hit me too, I have to count how many times I have done that!. Hahahahhahaha. u really made me laugh.. keep on with such logic ‘jokes’ HO AKAI EA LANG, LILIAN
hehehe..just enjoy cleaning his shit while u still can coz after him no more lor…until u have another!
Johnny 5 say : Shit? Where shit. Oh, now I see the shit.
(another old joke)
Your kid is very cute. 😀
Damn… Must ask my mom how many times she cleaned our bum when we were kids. Hehehehe.. This article reminds me about how much I really appreciate what my parents did for us when we were kids.
Then again, my dog is more productive… poo twice a day. Now she is 4 years old. So, we have 4 x 365 x 2 = 2920 times we picked up her poo liao. kakakaka…
Your hamster’s shit you got count boh? Hehe…
lol!..thats seriously very very funny..so cute ar ur boy
hahahaha… so funny lar…. *rofl*
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