I so very hate dentist. They cause me pain. They made me drool with saliva dribbling down my cheeks. They got their nurses to suck my inner cheeks and that sounds like toilet flushing but the shit is too big and jam the hole. They got so close to me I dare not even open my eyes because how often do you get strangers (in my case a woman) so close to your face wan? Those drilling turned me into a lump of melted flesh.

Posted on July 23rd, 2007 by Lilian
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Are you very, very sure? Absolutely sure? Definitely no regrets? Think again? Sure? Because I tembak you. You sakit. You don’t go complain, ok? I already warned you in my Me page. Now, go and comment lah! On a sidenote, I have just accomplished something. I brainwashed one of my readers to start blogging again. [...]

Posted on July 23rd, 2007 by Lilian
Filed under: Humor | 14 Comments »