I realised. If I keep bitching more and more about politics, soon all the local advertisers are going to pack their bags and run far far to play and tell Boss Stewie, “Taukeh (nuff)nang ah, gua mm mai 5xmom belok. Kia si lang. Wa mm mai chiak kali pui.” (Boss, I don’t want 5xmom blog. Scary to death. Later eat curry rice.)
Anyway, do you guys notice I don’t have local ads but just the tiny button? Know why? ‘Cos my blog is too obnoxious, I got attitude problems, I too lansi (egoistics) and I don’t play 50 sen clicks. So sue me.
So let me share with you how to get traffic. Lots of it for your blog. For if your blog don’t have traffic, you can go ciak sai and don’t bother to put any ads. See? There I go again with my sewer mouth. Sorry-sorry, I promise not to say bad words again. Advertisers, don’t run hor?
First to get traffic, you need a blog.
Then, you need to blog.
After that, you need to read other people’s blog.
And go back and blog.
Like that also you don’t know meh? And hor, put some catchy titles like “I was cheated by 5xMom“. Wuah, I tell you lah, sure people go in droves to find out what is it about. They will be wondering….”Huh, this time that woman do what to some poor kid already leh?” Never mind that the contents are actually not so gempaq. Biasa ajer lah. Then hor, the Pangsai blog immediately get a 100+ traffic per day. (heh, pressure leh)
And for those of us with much older blogs, remember to see who links to you. Always find out. Make it a habit. Appreciate your links. Say thank you, please.
For example, OMG, I just found out that my kids’ god-father’s daughters…, I mean my kids’ god-sisters have blogs too! But they are my kids’ godsister and not my god-daughters. Complicated hor? That is some Catholic quirky stuffs lah. Anyway, hi to Teressa and Taryn. I know Teressa and Taryn since they were babies! Damn, I am old.
Now, if I count, I think everyone I know, know I blog. My sisters, brothers, nephews and nieces, in-laws nieces and nephews, ex-colleagues, ex-boyfriends (hiaks, joking oni, singular, not plural) and now, Teressa and Taryn. Like this means I must behave liao. *go buy new domain and blog anon. liao*