Do you know my #2 is very good at ranting too? You should read his rant about haze and moronic public who have no sense of danger. I never influence or correct or say anything about what he wrote ok? We live in our separate blogs.
Our little island recently launched a fleet of spanking new buses call the Rabid Rancid, I mean Rapid Transit. My #1 son rode a bike to school. My #2 son goes with his papa and return trip, he takes a bus. He won’t ride his big bro’s bike because errr…ok, family private matters. Hehehe, that one is a daredevil who rode real fast, no one dares to tumpang. That’s why I am hoping he will finally make up his mind on what car to buy so Jesus doesn’t have to listen so much to my lor-sor prayers.
Today, I am bringing you the views of a young passenger. He is 15 years old, and son of a goblok and also a goblok too.
Interview with a Penang Rapid Transit passenger. (Italic is 5xmom’s response)
1) Who are you?
Me (his blog is kamikaze-skateboard.com, his 14th birthday gift)
2) What do you do?
work (work what lah? Playing PC games is not work, ok?)
3) Are you a goblok too?
4) Tell us about your experience on the ride
It was okay at first, filled with 50+ folks with nothing else to do. So they toured
Penang. Then the bus stopped at schools and packed me in like some sardine. What to do…swt case
5) How much do you have to pay
Today free. So got lotsa elderly tourists.
6) Is the bus air-conditioned
Cooler than the older bus…could be it is new though. See lah after some time
7) Who ride on it?
Again, old folks and school kids
8) Seen any lenglui? Got give your seat to them?
9) Smell any smelly ketiak?
10) Are the seats comfy
No longer cushioned…plastic kind…funny to watch ppl patting the seat to cool it down like the conventional cushion seat
11) Is the driver like hell driver
Pecut, brake, pecut, brake…
12) Is it different than regular buses
13) Do you think in the near future, your parents can sell their cars and everybody go Rapid
Bus still got stuck in jam, people cant wait for a next bus and must purposely cram themselves in…
14) You think it is a big deal to have these fleet of buses
If you are too frail/old or young to have your own transport, kinds. (Hoi, what lah, you mistaken my question. I mean, look at the publicity. It is like some godsend, miracle teleporter that our kind gahmen gives to us. So, what I mean is, it is just another bus, dude! kinda thing lah?)
15) What do you think is the best solution to solve those traffic jams?
Might solve (if we remove) the old folks who drive so slow like 10 KM/H below the speed limit…
Lesson: Ppl with nothing to do and got new free transport, will exploit it. LOL
ps: despite those comments above, it is better than the past bus services. Can still improve on limiting passengers. Like Hong Kongs’ trams. (eh, you rode on Hongkong trams and buses in Italy and Australia. You think our passengers got as canggih as them or not? Jackets, suits, ties, briefcase…)