When you have ran out of rants
And politics seem like no ends
You have nothing in your plans
But blog you must to please your fans
Put a photo of your lunch
Though it looks kinda bland
Still I have a hunch
Readers say they want a munch
Ciabatta, ham, cheese and melted mozarella
Son said, “Mom!!! You say cibai tua, ah!”
I scolded and say Italian name lah!
Shaddap, eat and pigi blah!
Discovery Channel showing Singkapoh history
Make it into such a glamourous story
Me Malaysian very puzzled and angry
Why our glorious past never looks so hunky-dory
That’s why I choose a chao petai
The stinkiest beans smell oso can die
For 50 years have already gone by
We are not moving but petty like sai
Talk about tall buildings and Formula One
NCER and whatever megastructure di ambang awan (in the clouds)
Kids still have to sweat and raise funds
Because the Government say Cina, missionary schools, kita tarak mau kawan
Lu sindiri pigi cari wang dan tampal your broken roofs
Raise your own money and we don’t give a hoot
Teacher died due to fall from broken floor
Have we rakyat forgotten all the bocors?
Heh, terror leh. I started with nothing to write and still can end up with some craps.
BTW, is there any Convent Green Lane ex-students reading this? Your school needs to raise RM150K for repairs. They are having a food fair and tickets are on sale.
SWT! Read my old post on Kelab Penyokong Maya Umno and note the last para. OMG, Tony Pua made a police report and in his blog, he quoted my post. But usual lah, nothing will be done to these sort of thing.