When you have ran out of rants
And politics seem like no ends
You have nothing in your plans
But blog you must to please your fans
Put a photo of your lunch
Though it looks kinda bland
Still I have a hunch
Readers say they want a munch
Ciabatta, ham, cheese and melted mozarella
Son said, “Mom!!! You say cibai tua, ah!”
I scolded and say Italian name lah!
Shaddap, eat and pigi blah!
Discovery Channel showing Singkapoh history
Make it into such a glamourous story
Me Malaysian very puzzled and angry
Why our glorious past never looks so hunky-dory
That’s why I choose a chao petai
The stinkiest beans smell oso can die
For 50 years have already gone by
We are not moving but petty like sai
Talk about tall buildings and Formula One
NCER and whatever megastructure di ambang awan (in the clouds)
Kids still have to sweat and raise funds
Because the Government say Cina, missionary schools, kita tarak mau kawan
Lu sindiri pigi cari wang dan tampal your broken roofs
Raise your own money and we don’t give a hoot
Teacher died due to fall from broken floor
Have we rakyat forgotten all the bocors?
Heh, terror leh. I started with nothing to write and still can end up with some craps.
BTW, is there any Convent Green Lane ex-students reading this? Your school needs to raise RM150K for repairs. They are having a food fair and tickets are on sale.
SWT! Read my old post on Kelab Penyokong Maya Umno and note the last para. OMG, Tony Pua made a police report and in his blog, he quoted my post. But usual lah, nothing will be done to these sort of thing.
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3:26 pm on August 9th, 2007 1
I thought the bocors are all act of God or climate change wan? :p
3:34 pm on August 9th, 2007 2
Applause! You very the poetic lah. So ngam with Ah Pek!
3:57 pm on August 9th, 2007 3
i tot CGL sudah dikebangsaankan? kebangsa oredi still gaoment dunwan to give money ah??
4:01 pm on August 9th, 2007 4
So you did subscribe and read Mkini report about Port Klang Free Zone? I am going to subscribe Mkini to read the article. Can you suggest some “cooling food” for it?
BTW, Pak Lah old school has been allocated 4 mils. KNNCCB!!
4:02 pm on August 9th, 2007 5
I taught in CGL before. Sooi Sooi.. nama saja diperkebangsaankan.. tapi grant sekolah masih 50% 50%. Tu sebab ramai olang tidak gembira… ada sekolah di swak masih kekalkan SMB.. sekola menegah bantuan… and not SMK… sekola kebangsaan kerajaan….
4:03 pm on August 9th, 2007 6
nah…CGl is still only funded half by the government
4:26 pm on August 9th, 2007 7
hobart – Yalor, like yr school and also SXI, all need the old boys to help finance or else lingkup already.
Cikgu choonie – Ya, they provide the administration costs but any other things, sindiri tanggung.
moo_t – Dunwan ler, I sked later I turn so-po blogger. Tak mau!!!!!]
sooi2 – Only the G.B. dikebangsaankan. LOL.
pablo – When I start oso no plan to go political.
bryan – yayaya, act of semi value god
4:41 pm on August 9th, 2007 8
keng!! ** salute **
haiii… my school oso the same. missionary sudah di-kebangsaankan but still need more monies…
5:07 pm on August 9th, 2007 9
Dari lunch you makan apa
Sampai hantam sekolah mission tarak duit
Dari kes bocor sampai sekolah mintak derma
Dari Singkahpoh pigi Malaysia
Dari history sampai sini story
Dari mula hingga akhir you boleh cover Malaysia history
I salute you lah auntie
Dari Kampua Talk kepada 5xMom!
7:48 pm on August 9th, 2007 10
i see ah pek has been teaching u poems
8:30 pm on August 9th, 2007 11
if this is considered nothing to write… then when you really have something to write… you can do up a novel!
’sam jiu’ la… u think they will do anything… will the mouth bite the hands that feed it?
10:35 pm on August 9th, 2007 12
Makan ubat lah!!!!
11:02 pm on August 9th, 2007 13
Bravo..bravo..u excel in this post!
12:14 am on August 10th, 2007 14
You say later the police will have to take print screen of your post to present to the court as evidence ah? LoL…
But then I wonder do they know what’s print screen lah. :p
12:51 am on August 10th, 2007 15
lol… macam tu pun boleh XD but i really wanna bite it lor!! cheese!! i’m a darn sucker for cheese!!!
and yeah, reminds me back in my secondary school days… i study in chinese private secondary school, 5 out of 6 of my schooling years we need to go out to raise funds for our school to improve on our infrastructure. well it’s quite a fun experience tho, we get to go sooo many places like penang kelantan pahang melaka just to raise fund for a school in kl, happy leh…
5:48 am on August 10th, 2007 16
seeing this post, i suddenly feel damn hungry.. but nonetheless, the ‘poem’ very keng!
6:04 am on August 10th, 2007 17
Take a picture of my lunch – this is a good idea. Actually it can also be where ever I go for lunch. But should I start taking pictures, people would think why is this person so weird. Won ton mee stall; she also wanna capture in the camera. Must be a new camera.
5:20 pm on August 10th, 2007 18
Your poem quite good wor…
11:48 am on March 21st, 2009 19
wow. what a great food