Someone kick me already!

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Kahkahkah….I target only Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia and Philippines.

This is the result of too much time and over inflated ego. You can’t blame me. I have been awarded with so many titles like goblok aka super-idiot, liar, monkey, unemployed and (please fill in more titles) by the Government. It is not often we get noticed, you see.

Therefore, I feel super proud to be a blogger and decide to buy Adwords. Adwords is what we pay, Adsense is what you earn. Cheap oni lah, cuma lima ringgit sehari aje. 5xmom bull-eh!

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See? Ada bendera Malaysia berkibar di belakang. Lagi ada, saya hendak harumkan nama tanahair ku. Jadi saya dengan bangganya memakai T-shirt merah WordPress. Eh, jangan main-main, satu dunia mungkin tak pernah dengar nama Malaysia sehingga nyonya pakai dan tunjuk, tau? Saya ‘ping’ gambar kat Flickr group lagi. Mereka mungkin pernah dengar KLCC TwinPeak Tower, tapi tak tau kita Bangsa Malaysia muka macam mana. Nah, sikalang nyonya tunjuk lorrr…Kita bukan duduk kat hutan, tinggal atas pokok. Kita lepak kat Starbucks, ada McDonalds. Kalau tak tunjuk, orang ingat kita orang hutan, tak tau Bahasa Inggeris.

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16 thoughts on “Someone kick me already!”

  1. starbucks, wordpress, and jalur gemilang. hmm~ i see the connection! got indian boy summore.

    hahahahaha good way to pwn those Discovery idiots for showing us living on trees! we don’t wear leaves k?? we like red shirts too!

  2. boleh tak, i was jumping around in glee when i saw your Adwords?

    i was thinking, “giler hebat!”

    hahahahahahahahaha…

  3. Betul..kita must show show something. Now i’m also surfing 5xmom blog via handphone in mamak stall.wifi ma..haha

  12. Actually a few ang moh sooi saja. (Itu sooi bukan Hokkien mia sooi…) I suka dengar mereka cakap. Tak payah kisah mereka. Itu hari saya ada pigi satu web page amerika (Bronx), dia punya Engrand pun manyak pahwer. Pahwer sampai saya ketawa jatuh kerusi.

    Nice shirt. 🙂

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