The chosen one

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September 11th, 2007 at 12:39 am

The chosen one

» by Lilian in: Humor

Don’t hate me because my blogs got more backlinks, traffic, readers and commentors.

Don’t hate me because my blogs have higher PR.

Don’t hate me because people ignore your blog.

Don’t hate me because people think your blog sucks.

Don’t hate me because you are not me.

I didn’t choose to be the favourite, I was chosen.

Accept fate and reality. You are a LOSER.

*slaps self for plagiarising, again*

ROTFLMAO.

Don’t hate me because…….(fill in the blanks)

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  • shoppingmum
    12:51 am on September 11th, 2007 1

    Answer: because you have damn good skin, for your age! :P

  • zewt
    1:06 am on September 11th, 2007 2

    who stepped on your tail la? hahahaha…

    “I didn’t choose to be the favourite, I was chosen.”…. good shit! kakakakakakaka….

  • alexallied
    1:10 am on September 11th, 2007 3

    zewt *good shit!*

    That’s really, one good shit.

  • Samm
    1:22 am on September 11th, 2007 4

    Dont hate me cos i earn five digit and you don’t????

  • weirdoux
    1:39 am on September 11th, 2007 5

    hah…hah…hah….. i like that samm!

  • tua-kee
    2:24 am on September 11th, 2007 6

    Don’t hate me because I am too chicken shit to leave my real name and use tua-kee as my nickname to flame you because my kuku is too tiny

    (of course, 5xmom has edited the above comment :P )

    5xmom says…Next time, think twice before leaving your comment, ok?

  • terence
    8:43 am on September 11th, 2007 7

    Don’t hate me when I sue YOU!

    Failed. An ‘F’ for you. Fark! Bwahahaha!!!!!

  • Ah Pek
    8:49 am on September 11th, 2007 8

    don’t hate me becos…

    I know Ah Pek and you don’t!

    Hahahahahaha!!!! do a little of self promtion here also!!

  • Bryan
    10:17 am on September 11th, 2007 9

    Don’t hate me because I’m ranked Technorati Top1000 blog in the world. Thank you.

  • kuE
    10:58 am on September 11th, 2007 10

    p/s omg! sowey… i forgot to let u know that i was in penang during the weekend ;) and i dunno that it was your birthday this month too. if not i would have bring some birthday cupcakes for u also ;)

  • Sean
    11:04 am on September 11th, 2007 11

    Why should I hate you? You get all of these because this are the bless from the God mar~
    Hate you will cause me getting old, why shd I hurt myself in such way wor~

    muhahaha~

  • Lilian
    11:56 am on September 11th, 2007 12

    sean – Hahaha, I said the above is a plagiarized post wor.

    kue – Ish, sayang nyerr…nvm, next year!

    bryan – Don’t hate me because I am Malaysia Top 50 Most Influential Blogger. Telima kasut.

    Ah Pek – Yes! Don’t hate me I can call Ah Pek Larlinggg and you cannot.

    terence – Don’t hate me I can made lots of post by just copying.

 

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