What men do when they “entertain” (MG’s question)

MG asked the above question.

And my answer – Aiyah….no need to ask also know lah….

They will:

1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex

How I know? Of course I know lah. I used to be a secretary and one of my duty was to reserve prostitutes for the clients. My boss was in marketing and we have clients from all over the world. All deals are sealed after a great night of sex with not one but usually two callgirls.

YOU SAY CORRECT OR NOT? You men tell me lah, true or not?

But MG doesn’t stop here. Now she asks :

Women will never get turned on in that sort of situations. It will only make them feel like having a good laugh. Right or not women?

Now, MG, what situations again? That they have a room full of toyboys for us to :

1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex

Aiyerrr…..if really really the table is turned around, what’s wrong wor? Nice mah, no meh? I want, I want, I want.

Anywaysss….having said that, my atm doesn’t need to entertain ‘cos his line of job doesn’t warrant it. He normally goes out with bankers and auditors and pssst….most of them are rather ‘tame’. So, girls, if you can’t stand the thought of your boyfriend/husband

1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex

then, avoid marrying those in marketing, purchasing, insurance and those careers that need to do a lot of entertaining. Otherwise, you also can go out and get your equal share of :

1) Raba-raba, fondle
2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
3) Kapster, talking cock
4) Seks, sex

And we live happily ever after……The end.

28 Replies to “What men do when they “entertain” (MG’s question)”

  1. MG – Yalor, can can. But hor, I got no problem with the moral part of it but faith control me, so sorry lah, you have to go without me. Hahaha. Maybe when I am in a retirement home, single again, I call you ok?

  2. Hahahahaaa!!!! I don’t need to entertain anyone , but I purposely go and

    1) Raba-raba, fondle
    2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
    3) Kapster, talking cock
    4) Seks, sex

  3. ahpek – I like you! So truthful. The rest of the men leh? Where are your comments?

    rizlan – Yes to gender equality!

    MG – That time I millionaire lor. Sap sap sui oni. Hahaha.

  4. thank God my dh doesnt need to entertain his client. or was it me who told him not to….hmm…he very obedient hor…:lol: no la…his only entertainment is mahjong fortnightly. oso got raba raba what…

  5. From what I heard, places where hanky panky occurs include:-

    health centres (yeah! whose health?)
    executive health clubs (fancy name for brothel)
    some hair saloons (need a wash and blow? cough!)
    some golf course clubs (different courses different strokes) seafood restaurants (different type of fish swimming)
    karaoke places (singing on different mikes)

    Better watch out if your husbands / BF go to such places.

  6. Ladies – The Loyar knows his stuffs ‘cos he is experienced in divorce cases. So take heed. Hehehe.

    Thank you, loyar.

    Err.. You mean with hair dryer mah?

  7. thank God my dh doesnt have to entertain. or was it me who told him not to…hmmm..very odedient hor…:lol: ne mind at least he gets to play mahjong every fortnightly…oso got raba raba what…

  8. those days when i’m in sales management,why pulak when entertainment i pulak kena
    1) Raba-raba, fondle
    the others 3 subject…tak kenalah..pasal buat i bodo aje

    BUT when wanna go back tat time….allways kena lectured by the gals saying tat …….
    “Dont com here anymore….here is bad place 4 u “…and then usually ended giving me their hp no…..
    hehehehe….BUT i didnt followup(call) them….
    geeee…really miss those dayssss….

  9. Lilian,

    u have just made it harder for a lot of bachelors in marketing, purchasing, insurance, etc to find partners. Now they no choice liao have to marry China dolls. Kakakakaka!

  10. adrian, i have a so-called friend

    1) Raba-raba, fondle
    2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
    3) Kapster, talking cock
    4) Seks, sex

    and he really married a CHina dolls. wor

  11. now i know i’m in the wrong business! no wonder i never get

    1) Raba-raba, fondle
    2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
    3) Kapster, talking cock
    4) Seks, sex

    i can’t afford to go like ahpek coz i no money!

  12. I am the one they raba-raba (hensem mah), I used to drink like a fish (how to get drunk?), kapster?? (my middle name lah) sex??? (they wished but they couldn’t afford paying me instead).

    I used to frequent ‘Bintang Palace’ 3-4 times a week. But always ended up playing pool and bowling instead.
    (yes, they have a bowling lane in one of the karaoke rooms)

    And yes, million ringgit deals are sealed at the night clubs.

  13. terence – cibai lu, you almost killed me with :
    sex??? (they wished but they couldn’t afford paying me instead).
    Hoi, next birthday I buy you mirror, wokay?

    MG – Abuden? You no guess meh, why I got BM and English. Muahahar…raba raba seks

    wuching – *hand Wuching the virgin husband award*

    froginkl – China dolls memang cun wor. Pretty, homely, domesticated, skillfull too maybe.

    adrian – Heh, the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth from the 5xmom mah.

    Girls, marry an accountant.

    jibon – Cat got fish must eat

    suz – Ya, my loukong makan gaji all the time. His coursemates all CEO, taukehs semua. Poor little bit never mind, at least I no need to check his underwear for lipsticks stains. HOHOHO.

  14. yes ler.. korrlek what lilian cakap lor… if tak boleh tahan, mati mati also want to marry someone who’s job need to do entertaining one, than ownself gotta pandai pandai comfort ownself lor… If not, everyday eat rice with tears ah! kanasai

    Eh, lilian ah, you forgot to mentioned the number 1 career that need a lot of entertainment!!! BUSINESSMAN ah….

  15. eh.. lupa… check underwear for lipstick stains ah?? not check underwear for lots of “excitement” stains meh?? The professional charbors usually use lip gloss or balm wor.. sure no stain one wor…. Hahahahaha…..

  16. laucharbor – Haiyor, that’s the trick lah. Purposely kasi a lipstick stain, let the man kena mah…Apalah, this trick u never hear before meh? It is in my ‘101 ways of how to date a married man’ self-help, self-guide, self-motivation book. Written by me. Hehehe.

    laucharbor – Businessmen..no need to say lah. If want to carry the taukehsoh title, memang eat rice with tears liao.

  17. No need to entertain outside ofis.
    Ladies & gentlemen, dun waste time in traffic jam.
    or waste $$$ at kerab-kerab malam

    Ladies, goto ofis…

    wear plunging neckline,
    boob enhancer lycra blouse,
    short short skirt

    *Sexi-citing lar*

    Dun care what others think, only my colleague who sits next to me IS important

    and he is
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    my husband lar

    where go time at home to entertain him, kids manyak bising n some house work to do.

  18. Aiyooo… Lilian ah… I haven’t heard before. I got some other tricks bo?? I want to learn… I want! I want!

    Eh.. if married man dan isteri gaduh hor, what if he sekali come and scoldings you for leaving the lipstick mark ah?? How ah?

    Hehehehe…

  19. eh kalau mau..di rumah pun boleh :
    1) Raba-raba, fondle
    2) Mabuk, drink and drunk
    3) Kapster, talking cock
    4) Seks, sex

    betul tak?

    u become the customer to atm la… hahahahhaha

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