Rainy days are good for…

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September 16th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

Rainy days are good for…

» by Lilian in: Humor

Let’s see…

rainy days are good for…

making love but my loukong is having badminton;

sipping hot chocolate but I have drunk copious amount of coffee and I am hyper;

sleeping but I had taken two naps and it is only 2 pm;

blogging but I have written shit loads of paid posts and earn shit loads of money and it is only 2pm;

chatting with friends at some coffee joint but I have no friends :( and I have to jaga my kids at home;

MSN with some cyber-lover but I don’t have one ;) ;

read books but I cannot make up my mind whether to read thrashy novels or Christian books;

blog hopping but all blogs are dead due to their owners having a life (unlike me) :( ;

bitch with girlfriends on MSN but we have finished bitching about every single one of the common bloggers we know;

write something profound and change the world,but I don’t even know how to spell profound;

getting drunk but I have difficulty getting drunk;

Anywayss, my laptop is awfully warm so I will just keep it on my lap, like it is meant to be to keep the cheebye warm. Niamah, it has rained for three farking days and it doesn’t seem like it is going to stop raining soon.

I have lost count of the number of paid posts I had written within these few days. I am such a genius because I can crap over the same thing over and over again, on different blogs. Check out 12kmom dot com where I stuff my shits there. 12kmom dot com – 50% shits + 50% paid posts = 100% happy and rich 5xmom. Hate it? Those are my blogs, none of your business anywayss.

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  • Ah Pek
    3:29 pm on September 16th, 2007 1

    Hahahaha,,, poor woman you… I oso dunno what to do and I have no laptop to keep my kkc warm…

  • Little Ray
    3:41 pm on September 16th, 2007 2

    So does reading this blog entry show that I don’t have a life either?

    I’m lying on my bed against the wall with the laptop on my lap warming my kkc, trying to blog and waiting for the clock to hit 4pm so I can go to work 1 hour EARLY and earn more money. Sad sad, I don’t have a life.

    So fun your loukong and go play badminton. Damn I also wanna play.

  • Bryan
    4:07 pm on September 16th, 2007 3

    What I usually do to kill time is to surf Wikipedia. Sometimes you’ll have some laugh on top of priceless knowledge. Hehe…

  • blur sotong
    7:33 pm on September 16th, 2007 4

    i know wat lilian can do… find out who’s the good looking uncle in the new Yakult ad…

  • Lilian
    12:24 am on September 17th, 2007 5

    blur sotong – Huh? I dun watch TV but I will do it for your sake. You issit?

    Bryan – LOL, kena TM_net!

    little ray – Who says reading my blog means got no life ah? No wonder I have so few comments these two days. Everyone dare not admit they are reading and sked I say they read my blog means they got no life like me?

    ahpek – Don’t! Later you cook yr eggs jor, how lah? Hahaha. Sausage and eggs, iLike!

  • Little Ray
    1:54 am on September 17th, 2007 6

    “…… blog hopping but all blogs are dead due to their owners having a life (unlike me)”

    So… if you blog hop on a Sunday afternoon, you don’t have a life? That’s what I was trying to say lah! lol

    Relax! Think too much already. No one comment, I comment lor :P Hope you had a good weekend =)

  • Little Ray
    1:56 am on September 17th, 2007 7

    oh, that blog hopping bit applies to me. Aiya, I don’t make much sense lah. no offense okay!

  • Tina Silva
    6:11 am on September 17th, 2007 8

    Hey Lilian. Do you want to exchange links with your 12kmom.com website with my aggregator website at http://awomansdiary.com ?? Let me know!! ^^

 

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