Mader : Tell me why I must buy for you?
Son : AGAPE
Mader : What ape?
Son : A G A P E. Agape also you never heard of? It means unconditional love.
Mader : What you mean?
Son : Because you love me unconditionally lorrr…so must buy.
Mader : Cilaka, emotional blackmail kah? Cincai lah. Buy lah. But sure kena from your fader. He will definitely say “No sale, also buy. Wait discount 50% only buy.” Faster, #1, you also choose one pair of the same price or else you say I berat sebelah, pilih kasih, double standard. Your papa is going to faint ‘cos he is paying. Not me, my bank got money but cannot touch wan.
And we burnt a few hundreds RM in one afternoon shopping for clothes and shoes. Nice! See #2 entry on the Bob Marley’s shoe. He urged me to get a fuschia pink and black New Balance walking shoe as well. I cannot part with the money leh.
Haih….the Lohs and their sweet tongues. I got conned by one with his AGAPE and unconditional love theory.