DIGI yellow man – You can go suck gorilla ass

Are you a DIGI subscriber? Have you received voice recording spam?

Blardy hell, I thought Maxis is bad in sending their spammy sms-es at 7 – 8 am in the morning. But DIGI is even worse.

Few days ago, my phone rang. I picked it up. With my S500i, the stupid number scrolls and I normally don’t catch at the first sight who is calling because it scrolls with the name and number.

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(The above is what ah? Gorilla, chimpanzee or apes? Scratch head I cannot recognize my evolution ancestors.)

So, I said…..”Harlowwwww….”

And the other end start talking…..

Me : “Who is calling?”

And the other end kept talking….

I was in the midst of doing something for my kid and only give half my concentration..

Me thinking, WTF WTF WTF, this guy cannot stop blabbering….

Then only I realised it is some DIGI promo and that is a recording because it transfer me to a woman’s voice recording with “If you wanna fuck DIGI, please press one, If you wanna get fucked by the 5xmom, please press the red button”.

I tell you, if the DIGI yellow man is around, I will kick him to Timbuktu.

So, Malaysian telcos, you better take note that we don’t like spams SMS. We especially hate voice recording calling us. And if you want us to subscribe to you, stop farking send your spams so early in the morning when rich people like me are sleeping. Tius! In fact, don’t even bother to send any sms-es to us because we delete it faster than anything else.

Anyway, I am going for Celcom soon. Same ole, same ole.

18 Replies to “DIGI yellow man – You can go suck gorilla ass”

  1. I don’t think it was the Yellow man. The yellow fella cannot talk wan. And he normally follows you around so it couldn’t have been him calling you bcoz he was standing behind you. 😛

  2. Adrian – I don’t care. I still need to whack someone to pulp like the new ads. So, DIGI yellow man is conveniently around for me to whack mah. Who knows…Celcom see I dissed Maxis and DIGI, they decide to give me lifetime free broadband and phone access leh?

  3. Wahhhhhh liaoooo….

    New type of spam. I’ve been out of the telco biz for 2yrs. So much has changed. They are still trying to increase their ARPU no matter wat. 😛

    Oh yea, Maxis used to spam me with MMS spam. :rolleyes:

    Go figure…

  4. I just got a spammy sales SMS from Maxis 10 minutes ago! Have been receiving this type of ringtone promotion SMS so many times liao!

    Where is their CRM system? If a customer like me don’t buy their lame ringtone after they’ve asked for like 20 times, means I am not a potential customer for ringtone download liao lah!! So hard for them to figure out this meh?

    Cilaka! They better go bombard those RM4 ringtone download suckers who don’t know what’s Internet and synchronization lah.

  5. playgal – Tenkiuuuu

    Bryan – You think they bother about CRM, ROI and stuffs like that meh? Want to bluff aunty. I write paid posts wan you know…I know a lot about stuffs like that wan…..Maybe they should hire bloggers like us to figure out for them.

    AngieT – My DIGI is prepaid and my credit mati liao, now my phone is useless. Hehehe. Can only receive spams, cannot send out.

  6. Wahhh, getting worse and worse. Before you get friendly operator blah blah all the way but you get to tiu till he/she hang up. Now, on recorded voice…..how to tiu.

  7. I have been using Celcom for 2 months already and happy with their service and so far I haven’t received any SMS at night from celcom. Dumped Maxis after having affair with them for 10 years. I think Maxis did not know the meaning of loyalty and how to stop spamming.

  8. Hi rich people…you say it in your article. Both of we got trouble with Digi, just mind is about those checking air time credits which is not been updated always and those fucking video panas SMS keep coming, what happen if I reply? Anyway, I do agree with you about the Yellow Man, I once maybe more, ever messaging in the toilet. I don’t want a sicko come into the toilet and ruin my business there. It’s creepy with that “I’ll follow you” thing, it’s like someone is with you, watching… Lastly, Celcom is good…when you’re a traveling. Digi suck but cheap. If you don’t care about money, maybe other callers do. Notice when nobody contact you coz calling you is expensive?

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