Don’t hate, I’m a DRAGON.

I have been spending too much time at Facebook. Now, you don’t have to remind me that I am a Christian and I musn’t meddle with stuffs like these. I like, cannnot ah? Otherwise, where to find so many bombastic words to describe me? So, nah, don’t hate me. I’m a dragon and I cannot help being:
Super kuailan
Super lansi
Super houlian

Short description

Dragons are witty, enthusiastic, popular, intelligent and gifted yet are also perfectionists.



My (bad) excellent points

bombastic, dissatisfied, ruthless, demanding, opinionated, mawkish, egocentric, defensive, power-mad, foolhardy, willful and pompous

No need to tell, everyone oso know lah…

vibrant, magnanimous, charismatic, principled, self-sufficient, discriminating, compelling, sentimental, accomplished, noble-hearted, healthy and prodigiously shrewd

See? I don’t need friends.

The key to the Dragon personality is that Dragons are the free spirits of the Zodiac. Conformation is a Dragon’s curse. Rules and regulations are made for other people. Restrictions blow out the creative spark that is ready to flame into life. Dragons must be free and uninhibited. The Dragon is a beautiful creature, colorful and flamboyant. An extroverted bundle of energy, gifted and utterly irrepressible, everything Dragons do is on a grand scale – big ideas, ornate gestures, extreme ambitions. However, this behavior is natural and isn’t meant for show. Because they are confident, fearless in the face of challenge, they are almost inevitably successful. Dragons usually make it to the top. However, Dragon people be aware of their natures. Too much enthusiasm can leave them tired and unfulfilled. Even though they are willing to aid when necessary, their pride can often impede them from accepting the same kind of help from others. Dragons’ generous personalities give them the ability to attract friends, but they can be rather solitary people at heart. A Dragon’s self-sufficiency can mean that he or she has no need for close bonds with other people.

Wood dragons are..

Wood has a modifying influence and brings creativity to this sign. Questioning and liberal, Wood Dragons enjoy talking about original ideas and are open to other points of view. They are innovative, imaginative practical and appreciate art in each of its forms. Generally less pretentious than other Dragons, Wood Dragons have an ability to get along with other people. They have the essentials to build a prosperous and happy life for themselves. Still, Wood Dragons are outspoken and at times a bit pushy to quell everyone, even in the most friendly quarrel.

You cannot hate me because I am so perfect. The only persons who hate me are those who hate their own lame selves. Ngek, ngek, ngek.

People love Dragons so much because they are generous, charismatic, irresistible, and so brave that standing beside them banishes fear. They generate excitement and turn heads anywhere they go. They are free-spirited and impulsive and can help others achieve their dreams. Others love to be around Dragons because they have a way of making people feel better.

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Disclaimer : Christians do not believe in stuffs like these. I am just playing with the verbs and adjectives of the English language, not relying on the fortune telling part, ok? Enuff?

13 Replies to “Don’t hate, I’m a DRAGON.”

  1. Leah – These Chinese thingies hor, got wood, fire, water, earth and metal elements somemore. And on top of that, got the day calculation. Hehehe, I know a lot about stuffs like these wan. Can calculate patchee (eight pillars) and that one, I tell you, are damn accurate. But eheh, now I believe in God’s will only. Aiyer, must I repeat so many times?

  2. i am a dragon too. and i am a christian.

    that makes me a good christian dragon. and with you that makes two.

    says who christian cannot talk and be dragon? ceh. 🙂

  3. can i see more of your video with ur kids?
    i just saw the video u took when making tang yuen.ur kids is so cute:)

  4. I am Earth Dragon! Wahahahahhaa.

    “Earth Dragons make great managers because they are practical, levelheaded and demonstrate a knack for organizing. They still have the need to dictate and be admired, but they are affable, congenial and supportive. Compared to other Dragons, Earth Dragons are less likely to breathe fire at the least irritation. They will work diligently to complete their life goals. The Earth element adds a greater portion of self-control to the Dragon’s personality and usually the Earth Dragon is deserving of the respect he or she desires. These Dragons take their life and romantic responsibilities quite seriously.”

  5. Wahahaaha.. I haven’t checked out your Facebook profile in a while. Been trying to ward off all the Zombie, Vampire and Werewolf attacks there. (read – siao frens)

    Hehehe.. We dragons have to stick togeter-geter-la. Kakakaaka.. 😛

    Unfortunately, I is Fire, Fire + Wood good or not? 😆

  6. Wuah…so many dragons? Where did all the other animal signs ran to? Gone to hide from the dragon? 😛

    Thanks for the comments, I had been busy with my new ‘opis’.

  7. I’m a dragon too! I’m a fire dragon, you’re wood dragon, so I can hose you with fire! Muarhahahahahaha!! 🙂

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