What is penis? What is sex?

Of all the kids I have, the most challenging one to deal with is this kid.

“Mommy, what is sex?”

Sex is when a boy and girl muaks, muaks, muaks, kissy kissy kissy and then….

He got my message. Or at least I think he does. He grins a funny grin ‘cos he watched CSI, Seinfeld, Simpsons and all those stuffs when the brothers are watching. So, sex is that ‘thing’ you heard but don’t see.

Later in the evening, I told him to ask the father.

“Papa, what is sex?”

And the papa has to answer…

Boy is sex, girl is sex. Sex is gender.

Tiu, that man keep leaving me to answer all the sticky question.

And just now, when he was sitting on the throne after his poo, waiting for me to wash his bum, he asked,

“Mommy, what is penis?” He pronounced it like the Americans. (phe nus) At first I didn’t get it ‘cos I didn’t expect the question. And penis is peee nees to me. Or at least that how I would say it if I am forced to say it. Otherwise, it is always kukujiao lah, neow neow lah wateva. Goodness, I can’t say penis! I have never say P E N I S out loud before, you know?

So, he got annoyed as I kept, ‘huh? what is it?’

Penis!!!! What is penis?

Oh….nay this little thing is the penis. That little dark balls are your testicles and inside are the scrotum. All together they are your gonad.

If you think it ends there…..

“So penis is a bad word?”

Well….not really. It is not a bad word. But you cannot go around shouting or say it out loud.

Out of the toilet, I go scold the source of the problem. Your son ha….why lah must ask me every blardy questions? The whole day he never finish asking, “What is reject? What is attitude? What is hostile? What is …… ” Arrgggh….can die, I tell you!”

Why no one tells me it is like this? *pulls hair*

20 Replies to “What is penis? What is sex?”

  1. I guess I didn’t have opportunity to ask such questions when I was a kid. But nvm, I learnt all those from the Internet when I’m a teenage. LoL…

  2. …then you can tell your children pussy is a cat. lol.

    Just a suggestion regarding your ongoing Go Dot Com contest. Maybe you can put up a sticky note on top of your posts to “promote” the contest? More fun mah like that.

  3. littleray – I want a button or badge!!!! But I dunno how to do lor.

    sukima – Kids nowadays. LOL

    zewt – Last Saturday I went shopping and there was this kid about four years old, he was tagging behind his mom and he kept, fuck u fuck u fuck u. I wanted to trip him and make him fall already! So shocking, I tell you. I glare at the mom but she didn’t feel my dagger stare. Ish.

    bryan – My kid can google image, google video and can type some basic words liao. But I got filter adult sites lah. Hahaha.

  4. I also dunno how to do, lol. Aiya so easy lah, just ask someone to do for you. Don’t think it’s so difficult also. But I think better get it done quickly lah, 10th Oct leh. And I haven’t started mine 😛

  5. If i ask my mum what is sex 20 years back, i am going to get grounded for at least 2 months for being suspected of watching pornography 😛

  6. Hahahha!!!

    At least he didn’t ask what is nen-nen and pussy and etc.. Kekekee…

    I got 1 question from my little cousin when he was 5 yrs old.. “Where did I come from?” **mata terbeliak**

  7. He is expanding his vocab. and that’s good!

    Smart kids usually ask a lot questions, I don’ t think you want kids who don’t know what to ask .:-)

  8. I feel that this is because our asian teaching that we are more sensetive to “SEX” that’s why when our kind ask us to explain. It’s is a bit embarest and not easy for us to discribe more. Until we ask them to learn from their school teacher. This is our weak point compare to westerner.

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