Question : Politicians + Handsome = ZERO

I was just flipping through the papers and something struck me. I do not know how to phrase my question, so I will put several here and hope to find answers.

WHY AREN’T THERE ANY POLITICIANS WHO LOOK REMOTELY HANDSOME?

or

HOW COME NONE OF THE POLITICIANS ARE HANDSOME?

or

WHY ALL POLITICIANS ARE DAMN FUGLY AH?

no, make that….

HOW COME POLITICIANS ALL LOOK LIKE THAT AH? HAIYOR….MANYAK KHIAPSI HOR?

The only handsome politician WAS Teoh Teik Huat from DAP, three GE ago. Other than that, I cannot think of any politicians that spells ‘HENSEM’. How come ah?

Is it because all hensem are smart enough not to be politicians?

Now, where is that hensem fansee of mine ah?

(P/S : I guess you all know where I derive the above theory from hor? Please don’t quote names, ok? If you need something more serious to read, go read MageP‘s blog)

20 Replies to “Question : Politicians + Handsome = ZERO”

  1. Got lah got lah, another Dap mp from Sarawak Chong something. That one quite ean tau ma. Guan Eng also not bad but all the Dap char bor mp really khiap si pun. Muka mopeng mopeng one.

  2. cbenc12 – LOL, otherwise they end up like Bill Clinton, rite?

    ehon – Oi, first you need to find ‘handsome’ first. Apalah!

    sondra – Hishamuddin is handsome too but I dare not say cos people will say I have bad taste. LOL

    ducky – Sami Bulu leh?

    lotsofcravings – We got enuff of that already.

  3. anthraxxx – Yer…Guan Eng mana ada hensem? His brother who is a doctor here, pun tarak hensem. LOL. Ok,ok, I know who is handsome. Ah Yaik. LOL.

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