I was just flipping through the papers and something struck me. I do not know how to phrase my question, so I will put several here and hope to find answers.
WHY AREN’T THERE ANY POLITICIANS WHO LOOK REMOTELY HANDSOME?
or
HOW COME NONE OF THE POLITICIANS ARE HANDSOME?
or
WHY ALL POLITICIANS ARE DAMN FUGLY AH?
no, make that….
HOW COME POLITICIANS ALL LOOK LIKE THAT AH? HAIYOR….MANYAK KHIAPSI HOR?
The only handsome politician WAS Teoh Teik Huat from DAP, three GE ago. Other than that, I cannot think of any politicians that spells ‘HENSEM’. How come ah?
Is it because all hensem are smart enough not to be politicians?
Now, where is that hensem fansee of mine ah?
(P/S : I guess you all know where I derive the above theory from hor? Please don’t quote names, ok? If you need something more serious to read, go read MageP’s blog)
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11:44 am on October 8th, 2007 1
First, what’s the standard of handsome?
Some might think Khor Su Koon (cant spell his name) en tao wan woh! Haha…
12:01 pm on October 8th, 2007 2
Hahahaa…
I think most of the handsome ppl are smart enough to use their handsome-nest for something else other than politics….
12:14 pm on October 8th, 2007 3
angie – Yalor, yalor.
Bryan – They are either blind or never seen Bryan before. LOL.
12:25 pm on October 8th, 2007 4
hahaha..i dunno where u derive ur theory from..maybe u shud encourage brainless models to go into politics..
12:40 pm on October 8th, 2007 5
Khir Toyo the dentist boleh tahan pah.
1:05 pm on October 8th, 2007 6
Got lah got lah, another Dap mp from Sarawak Chong something. That one quite ean tau ma. Guan Eng also not bad but all the Dap char bor mp really khiap si pun. Muka mopeng mopeng one.
1:21 pm on October 8th, 2007 7
wait lar. one day i’ll be the first handsome politician ok?
1:37 pm on October 8th, 2007 8
God is fair, either look or brain, or sometimes none of them, but with luck, they get where they are now.. ahem..
2:28 pm on October 8th, 2007 9
cbenc12 – LOL, otherwise they end up like Bill Clinton, rite?
ehon – Oi, first you need to find ‘handsome’ first. Apalah!
sondra – Hishamuddin is handsome too but I dare not say cos people will say I have bad taste. LOL
ducky – Sami Bulu leh?
lotsofcravings – We got enuff of that already.
3:38 pm on October 8th, 2007 10
Guan Eng is not so bad lah if he change his budak baik hairstyle. Oh, I saw him at the barber shop last week.
3:43 pm on October 8th, 2007 11
Not sure if anyone realize this but I think Betty Suarez’s ex boyfriend looks like Dr Koh leh lol.
3:53 pm on October 8th, 2007 12
anthraxxx – Yer…Guan Eng mana ada hensem? His brother who is a doctor here, pun tarak hensem. LOL. Ok,ok, I know who is handsome. Ah Yaik. LOL.
4:29 pm on October 8th, 2007 13
president xanana gusmao from east timor is quite lengchai
5:38 pm on October 8th, 2007 14
Hmmm… hishamuddin leh?? Look like hensem hor….
7:47 pm on October 8th, 2007 15
Ma Ying Jiu?
11:02 pm on October 8th, 2007 16
Ducky, some botox injection can make you as handsome as him.
8:52 am on October 9th, 2007 17
handsome fansee? who called me? haha
10:29 am on October 9th, 2007 18
I think YB Tengku Adnan boleh tahan whaaaaaat…
12:49 am on May 30th, 2008 19
mmm i think Senator Jins Shamsudin quite ok…(and im not gay ok)…does senator count as polititian?
8:41 pm on November 18th, 2008 20
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