I don’t need SEX, I desire SEO and SEM

Posted on October 9th, 2007 by Lilian  •  Filed under: Humor

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I don’t need SEX because sex doesn’t pay. Sex is free.

But I dig SEO because SEO pays well. In US dollars too.

So, I told Samm that I am khau-ing (flirting) with angmohs with good SEO skills.


Lonely Asian woman with red WordPress Tee looking for American men with great SEO skills to be cyber-seo lover.
Send latest SEO achievements to 5xmom@desperate4SEO dot com. It doesn’t matter if you are fugly like a bulldog as long as your SEO skill is gooooooood.

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In case you do not know, SEO means search engine optimization which will give your websites an orgasm. SEX means – well, I don’t know what what SEX stands for. Do you?




13 Responses to “I don’t need SEX, I desire SEO and SEM”

  1. Danny Foo, on October 9th, 2007 at 1:41 pm Said:

    I trust Aunty lilian to come up with intuitive ideas like this. :p

    If I start an SEO service, u shall be my spokesperson. Lol.

    - posted from an iphone

  2. Hallaj, on October 9th, 2007 at 2:11 pm Said:

    Sex Engine eXploration? :P

  3. Hallaj, on October 9th, 2007 at 2:12 pm Said:

    Search Engine eXploration? :P

  4. shoppingmum, on October 9th, 2007 at 3:24 pm Said:

    I’m more interested with that b**bs that look like D cup to me. Any ang moh see that will also layan you lah LOL!

  5. Bryan, on October 9th, 2007 at 3:48 pm Said:

    Boy is a sex, girl is a sex. SEX is gender. LoL…

  6. Lilian, on October 9th, 2007 at 4:19 pm Said:

    bryan – LOL, yaya.

    shoppingmum – That one is the fantastic WP T-shirt imported from UK, made in USA, paid in British pounds. WP gives me a D!

    hallaj – Nice idea.

    danny – iPhone? Wow.

  7. ehon, on October 9th, 2007 at 4:35 pm Said:

    aunty lilian. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! woii, tomorrow closing date lorr. :D i am super excited ler. :P

  8. Giddy Tiger, on October 9th, 2007 at 5:43 pm Said:

    But what does SEM stand for wor?

  9. Angie Tan, on October 9th, 2007 at 6:38 pm Said:

    too chim liao. **swoosh** over my head.

  10. Lilian, on October 9th, 2007 at 7:00 pm Said:

    Angie – Chup! What is so chim? The boobs or the acronyms? LOL.

    GiddyTiger – Search engine marketing

    ehon – Ya lor, so few entries oni…And sei ler, I haven’t tried WP polls plugin, dunno can work or not.

  11. chinnee, on October 10th, 2007 at 12:28 am Said:

    so long din visit u liao, auntie lilian, hehe…..

    wow….u can be real creative ler…ini macam lure ang mor also can?

  12. Lilian, on October 10th, 2007 at 12:33 am Said:

    chinnee – Desperate situation calls for desperate measures mah…..LOL. I chiqik jorrr. Hahaha.

  13. KittyCat, on October 30th, 2007 at 2:41 am Said:

    This is hilarious! How many responses did you get???

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