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October 17th, 2007 at 9:38 am

No

» by Lilian in: Humor

I must learn to say no.
I must learn to say enough.
I must learn to say cannot.
I must learn to say don’t want.
I must learn to say, ‘It’s alright, Lilian.’
I must learn to say, ‘Chill it, woman.’
I must learn to be obsolete.
I must learn to shut down.
I must learn to forget.
I must learn to turn away.
I must learn to give middle finger.
I must learn to say ‘So what!’
I must learn to cut off.
I must learn to say, ‘I don’t need you.’

But Ben, Abe, George all insist they love me and keep calling me.

So how?

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  • Wuching
    10:54 am on October 17th, 2007 1

    wuah! 3 guys fighting for you!

  • Little Ray
    11:16 am on October 17th, 2007 2

    I need but they don’t call me Frown

  • meendee
    11:43 am on October 17th, 2007 3

    Time to put to “The F Word” to practice Grin

  • terence
    11:48 am on October 17th, 2007 4

    Stop farking thinking of those past presidents. All died liao. Not hensem also. But if its legal tender wise, ……..

    BTW, got take medicine or not??????? Niamah!!

    Little Ray: Since she will be away in some jungle, wanna terrorise her blog ar? I give you PW. We change the PINK to BLUE. Bwahahaha!!!

  • Little Ray
    12:00 pm on October 17th, 2007 5

    omg sounds so fun!! I WAN!!! wakaka. scared or not lilian? Wink

  • zyrin
    12:00 pm on October 17th, 2007 6

    so hard being most wanted ;p

  • Steven Goh
    12:21 pm on October 17th, 2007 7

    Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

  • Alan
    12:33 pm on October 17th, 2007 8

    Hold on tight to your principles!

  • Lilian
    1:03 pm on October 17th, 2007 9

    wuching - Wah, you don’t know which guys are they? OZ use kangaroos, koala, that’s why lah.

    terence - You spoil the suspense! And you won’t dare!!!!!

    The rest - Hehehe, thanks for the comments but I am running around like a headless chicken.

  • terence
    1:56 pm on October 17th, 2007 10

    Was that a DARE???!!! Bwahahaha!!!

  • Lilian
    2:02 pm on October 17th, 2007 11

    terence - Yes ‘cos I know you don’t know how to change template. Padan you don’t learn when I did yours. Yahor, talk about that…I go instal back and turn it into gay site. Yes! Yes! Yes! terenceloh dot com will have the comany of mr red. Nyek nyek nyek.

  • Angie Tan
    3:15 pm on October 17th, 2007 12

    Lilian, GO GO GO!! GO change it. muahaha… put that singapura gay fler’s pic there besar besar.

    Devil.. MUAHAHAHAHAA

  • terence
    3:33 pm on October 17th, 2007 13

    ……………….

    Little Ray: Plans abandoned. Please go study.

  • Little Ray
    4:42 pm on October 17th, 2007 14

    Yes Boss.

  • Bryan
    8:57 pm on October 17th, 2007 15

    Terence so obedient this time. LoL…

  • Lilian
    9:36 pm on October 17th, 2007 16

    Bryan - LOL, my reputation for doing that memang femes mah!!! That’s why Terence sked ledi.

    Terence - TL 0 : CL 1

    Angie - You mean Hossan Leong? Yorrrr….I like his rendition of the We live in Singapura song. You wait, Terence sure hack you site. Muahaha.

  • Raymond
    11:17 pm on October 17th, 2007 17

    Testing testing. Grin

  • Raymond
    11:18 pm on October 17th, 2007 18

    wtf how come your blog got comment moderation one? :S

 

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