5 mins x 365 = 1825
1825 x 65 years = 118625
118625 divide 60 divide 24 = 82 days!
So, I wonder if everyone makes good use of that time?
Do you think and plan your life during that 82 days?
Do you plot your next success story?
Do you read and gain knowledge?
Do you reflect on what your god wants you to do?
Do you use that time to unwind and de-stress?
Or did you just wasted days of your life, smelling your own shit and not doing anything at all? You are such a loser then.
What have I done with 54 days of my life? Maybe more days than that because I shit more than once a day, sometimes.
I normally :
1) Read those women magazines that I bought but never read;
2) Read the papers and de-stress by dumping it immediately;
3) Plot what to do with my day;
4) Escape from the kids because when I shit, no one can disturb me;
5) Read the Bible, not exactly the real Bible but smaller books on faith; (no, my God doesn’t forbid me, not like my ex-gods that says the toilet is taboo for religious stuffs)
6) Pluck my eyebrows
7) Spend 3 mins to wait for my leg hairs removal cream to work;
8 ) Spend 8 minutes for the hot oil on my hair to work;
9) Use it to plan my next blog topic;
10) Find the solution for world peace.
So what do you when you shit?
P/S : Some of your comments disappeared because they were trapped in my ‘old house’ and this is now written on my ‘new house’. Also tell me if my calculation is wrong ‘cos my maths super suxs.