This blog is going naked and Lord Terence

Over these three years, I have messed up a lot of things on this blog. I hacked the codes, I added stuffs into the wp-config, changed things in wp-admin and etc etc. If you do not know, I am a noob but I am too daring. I may have caused a lot of errors which often cause my server to crash due to CPU overload. So, I asked Byran to help me instal a fresh WordPress, minus the themes, minus any plugins. Just pure, virgin, naked blog. So, please keep quiet if you come and see the basic Hell-o World or the Kubrick blue theme.


Our Lordship forgot to makan ubat (take his meds) today. So, he has been replying spam mails. Stay away from this man. He is mental. Who the hell reply spam mails, you tell me? Since he has taken the trouble to write, let me share with you the mails he wrote:

A) Reply to a British pounds 500,000 prize he won from Microsoft:

Dear Sir John,

Just tell me what I have to do. But its great to know that Microsoft has aquired since your email add says so. And its great to know Microsoft has set up a new office beside my home. I live in 22 Craven Park, Harlene’s London NW10, UK.

Better still, dont reply this email. I will just pop over later. See you soon.

Lord Terence
P/s. Please bow when you see me later. Because I am a Lord, you are only a Sir.

B) Reply to a dying woman who wish to bequeath her millions of dollars to Terence to do God’s work.

It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this
decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money
and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do
not want my husbands hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill
per ceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will
be used in an ungodly manner,hence the reason for taking this bold

and this is Terence’s reply :

Dear Lady Martha,

I m sorry that you are dying. I hope you are still alive to receive this email.

OK. Thanks for trusting me with that sum of money. It will surely come to good use to financially support my terrorism activities. Please get your bank to contact me ASAP before you die. DO IT NOW!!!! Dont waste time!! You might die now!!!! Thank you.

Abraham George Laden Bush

People, please tell Terence “HOI! Pigi makan ubat! and if you are so free, please go revive your blog own lah!’

Pssst…how many comments before I go ask Bryan to re-instal back?

6 thoughts on “This blog is going naked and Lord Terence

  1. I’ve scheduled to make this blog naked later after lunch time. All comments will still be here, just that probably you’ll see the old fashion kubrick theme for a while. Hehe…

  2. Hand itchy! Lol! Terrence really eat full ntg to do… -_-” LMAO! Replying spam mails! First time heard mann.. LOL!

  3. Your Royal Highness Queen Lilian Chan,

    Your subject, I, Dame Agnes would suggest you to threaten to strip Lord Terence… I meant threaten to strip Lord Terence of his Lordship priviledge and force him to makan obat sakit otak (being reply senselss spams)

    Your loyal subject,

    Dame Agnes Tan
    from Klang Valley

  4. nicholas – Dunno leh.

    Agnes – I cannot stop farting! Since I got the ginger just now. Thanks! It’s a surprise. And Terence has to go report to his parole officer during weekends.

    ehon – Yalor, chisin hor?

    bryan – Thanks!

  5. !!! hahahahaha…..aiyoh…terrence..’kao zhong sek yok’ (time to eat medicine)
    but really gave me a very good laugh…must have stunned those spammers!

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