You know you have a relationship sealed when you can tell the person you need to shit!
Posted on November 7th, 2007 by Lilian • Filed under: Humor
I know this is a long title but that’s what occured to me. It is like the bestest quote for relationships.
You see, just today, my dear hubby was in the bathroom, right after his bath. He was twiddling with stuffs there and I rushed in because I need to pee. He gave me a dirty look, all naked, shiny and polished after his bath.
I told him I just need to pee. Then, oh, oh…..
“Dear, I am sorry, I see your face and all my muscles relaxed! Even my sphincter muscles relaxed! My bowel gives way…..and I , and I……”
He scrammed out of the bathroom with a loud “CHOY!!!!!!!”
Because I need to poo.
* (sphincter muscles – the muscles that control our pee and poo)
I am not sure if any of you have notice but when we are with someone dear to us, we relaxed and sometimes, just sometimes, we feel like going to poo. You know…unload, shit, bowel movement, pass faeces, do business, poo, take a dump or whatever you call it.
Tell me that you got these feelings before.
I know there are nutty guys out there who will tell me in the middle of conversations, “Wait, chup! I need to shit first.” It is only when you are chummy enough with the person before you can share private stuffs like these right?
Well, of course, the above are what normal bowel movements are for us regular folks. If you have a problems with irritable bowel disease or have IBS where you need to go to the loo all the time, then, things are not funny anymore. I cannot imagine the pain and suffering if you have Ulcerative Colitis. Then, probably the person need to excuse himself/herself all the time.
In this case, those who adopt my theory of ‘if you like/love somebody, you tell them you need to shit’, they may mistaken that the person who keeps telling them he/she needs to shit all the time, means he/she is heads over heel in love! If that’s the case, then, seek medical treatment or at least find some solutions for the problem. Don’t suffer in silence. Get help. Start by checking out the link provided in the above paragraph.
Again, do you agree with my theory? HUH? Say yes!
*This post is not a sponsored poost, ok?