At some sundry shop…
Girl : Wah…..magic crystal! It says here they can fall in love and grow babies crystal! I want! I want!
Boy : But we already have those before.
Girl : No, that one is not the same. This one can fall in love and grow babies. Read and see? It says here on the label. Faster, faster, give me 50 sen. I want, I want, I want. Give me faster….
Back home…Read instructions. Use warm water and soak the magic crystal. Do not immerse them or they cannot breath. After a few days, the crystal will grow big and when they fall in love, they will grow babies…
One day later….
Girl : Come! My crystal grow babies already. See, see, see?
10 years old kid : Mom, they never teach you science in school, issit?
Me : Don’t care lah…you see, my crystal got tiny crystal babies already..
15 years old son to 10 years old son brother, looking sombre and sad…. : I am sorry to tell you that your mom is a complete……..
Me : Hoi, you shaddap hor….Really got tiny balls leh….Don’t believe, wait I go fetch my RM5K camera and take micro photos of them….
15 years old son : Aiyor…mader….that one hor, is just the bigger jelly breaking up due to too much moisture and then, they form bla bla bla….Those are not even crystal lah, doink. J E L L Y. Boleh faham? *slaps forehead*
Me : Don’t care, my crystal grow babies already. Wait I go blog about it. And then hor, tonight we go to those vending machines and find a few more colours.
*This is the result of having too much time in hands.*