How to feign interest when you are not

Sit straight and open eyes big big

When the talk gets boring, you will start sliding  and slumping on the chair.

Force yourself to sit straight and open eyes big big.

When the talk gets boring, you will start sliding down  and slumping on the chair, and your mind starts thinking of others things and your eyes roaming over all.

Force yourself to sit straight and open eyes big big.

When the talk gets boring, you will start sliding down  and slumping on the chair, and your mind starts thinking of others things and your eyes roaming over all    and you really wish you had chosen to sleep in instead of being there…..

Force yourself to sit straight and open eyes big big.

When the talk gets boring, you will start sliding down  and slumping on the chair, and your mind starts thinking of others things and your eyes roaming over all and you really wish you had chosen to sleep in instead of being there…..and wondering if you should be eating curry mee or hokkien mee or nasi melayu and your belly is rumbling…..

Force yourself to sit straight and open eyes big big.

Finally….it is finally, really over.   Hallelujah!!!!!   Pheww…boring nyerrr….

7 Replies to “How to feign interest when you are not”

  1. oh im a pro at this. hehehee..my boss reads this and im toast!!

    1. look the guy straight in the eye..
    2. smile..oh yes smile
    3. and even if your mind wonders. you continuously repeat affirmations such as — Yeah, right…i see… of course.. yeah, i know.. right.. oh ok..fantastic.. absolutely.. definitely.. very true.. i agree.. oh yes of course..ahhuh.. yeah..

    i do this everyday and get away with it!! hehehe

  2. nyonya – Hahaha, I long long no need to listen to boring people already so lost that skill.

    misti – Shhhh..yes lor,…

    agnes – Early morning, no coffee, no food, really sleepy.

    sassyjam – I only get to listen wor, kenot talk.

    terence – ramen?

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