My mommy and papa decided I don’t need to attend kindergarten next year. I am going to be five years old in February 2008.
I can draw stick man. This is a man. He has two legs and a kukubird.
I also drew a girl with nen-nen which I made with two piles of sands but mommy dare not show it on the internet. She said Google may accuse her of serving boobs.
Do you see a red dot above my ear? That’s my birthmark call haemangioma which the doctor said will disappear by the time I am four years old. I am going to be five and it is still as red. Maybe because mommy and papa and all my three brothers pampered me so much, I nochet four years old, that’s why. I am just a baby.
I can write my name too.
The final verdict is – Mommy said it is not necessary for me to go to kindie next year. She said there is no point to drag me there for half a day, learning whatever she can teach me at home or I can Google on the internet. I can write, I can count, I can read simple words, I can discern the sounds vowels and consonants and draw basic things. I can sing Kelly Clarkson, Sean Kingston, Chris Daughtry and many, many songs except Barney’s. If I want friends, I can play with all my three brothers. They teach me things I cannot learn from my teachers.
Mommy has asked Kindie Or Not and Auntie MG and Leah have confirmed it is fine for me not to go! Yippee!
But hor, actually…my mom hates the idea of waking up early to drag a reluctant me to school. Moreover, she is anti-school concert where they made up little boys like me in lipstick and rouge and dressed me in stupid bee and flower costume. Somemore hor, she said these daycares and some kindies are bloodsuckers. Some kindie bugged mommy yesterday. They were like the credit card salesmen, with the staffs chasing mommy and speaking to her in Mandarin at the supermarket. Didn’t they know mommy paling pantang is to see little girls with red lipsticks and sexy costumes at school concerts like those they were showing on videos? Haiyorrr….now kindergartens also go supermarkets to promote and they love to pull cute little boys like me to join them. I sked, I sked, I sked. I don’t want to go to skool ledi. I want my mommy!!!!!
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So, why kindie at five years old? Is it necessary to go for two years?