A saviour? My ka’chng! (my ass)

As an ex-executive secretary, I was trained to detect carry balls people and genuine compliments. I can sniff a ball carrier from another country, what more within our own country. You know, when I was working, my dear boss would meet up with all those top guns (like Rafidah, Sami Bulu, our ex-DPM, current PM who was then a Min. in the PM’s office, Datuk JJ etc etc) because my ex-company supplies all the cables and wires that power our nation and also link our country’s telecommunication lines.

So, looking at people carrying balls is just another day in the life of an under-worked, over paid secretary back then. All are done with intentions to gain something. My ex-boss carried balls, I carried balls, we all carried balls.

But when it comes from politicians trying to pull wools over our eyes, then, it is worth ranting. Like this MCA chief referring to our PM as the saviour of Chinese schools.

Puhleezzz…..spare me from such corny terms. Saviour? Say what? Apa itu saviour?

Say ka’chng I know lah. Say lampah I also know. (say = hokkien for washing, ka’chng is ass) Saviour, konon.

(you need to pronounce sayviour loud enough to get the meaning)

And yayayaya, we know you are listening. No need to repeat and elaborate that much. Listen only mah….I also can lah. Then explain how come there are murders and killings going around like we are a lawless country? Nurse shot point blank? Politician son’s stabbed to death? Etc etc?

6 thoughts on “A saviour? My ka’chng! (my ass)

  1. I promise to visit you on ‘visiting days’. I will bring you ‘siew bak’. I will update your blog. Enjoy the curry rice they serve you there.

  2. one thing u must admire about the ruling party is their unity…

    let’s say….. let’s say la… if u-know-who say we-know-who that we-know-who are dogs… we-know-who will then issue a statement and said… yes, we are dogs.

  3. My dept.ex-personal sexretary not only “carry balls” BUT give sexual service when ask “for” in return “for” the good of the boss and company she serve and service. Until she was one day ask to QUIT in the “interest “of the company.as “age” is catching up with her.
    She was then the laughting stock of the company and “friends” (doubt she had ANY).

  4. P.s don’t forget the Clinton and Monica “get” together.
    Everytop ASS does it. SO why not the local top-brass they are no ANGEL.neither are their wives to say the less.

  5. Mr OKT carries a gun latched on his right leg.

    I met him once in wisma mca when I worked in that building.

    That farking lansi fella.

    In the lift, there was only ME, and HIM.

    That fella stared at me, gave me the lansi look because I never carry his balls. I also bo chap that fella.

    Then when the lift opened, a ball carrier came in, then the fella blocked my path with his right hand and used his left hand to direct OKT out the lift, preventing me from moving.

    Mah Chao Hai… big deal meh ? MCA ptttuuuiiii!

    What’s so great about this gangster man ? What has he done for the Chinese other than roping in tons of gangsters to join MCA ?

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