I am so, so, so hepi my loukong went back to work today. Not because of what but because I don’t have one neat freak hovering around me at home. Yayaya, I love my loukong but I don’t necessary have to like him, you know? Love doesn’t need reasons. But to like a person, you have to discern. I hate him washing the dishes whenever there are dishes there. I hate him folding the clothes when there are fresh batch. I hate him checking my two refrigerators for expired goods or potatoes trees or wimpy cabbages. See? It is alright to hate wannnn.
So woo hoo! I have the home all to myself. No one to keep an eye on me. I can not not bathing till noon if I want to.
And we can order McDonalds home delivery. Yay! Double Cheeseburger!
Best nyer!!! No need to drive out and face the hot sun. (because my loukong said his petrol costs less than RM3 if he rides a bike) Just 1300-13-1300 and gaotim.
I am so happy, I decided to treat myself to this super, ultra hot and spicy Taiwan sausage. It is so hot, I can feel the heat smouldering…melting my Boney M hair. Then, the heat spreads to the ears and then numb the mouth. Woo hoo! No health inspector at home, nice!
I am so happy I also treated myself to chicken feet. Any foot fetish reading this? Suck the little toes, spit out the tiny bones, suck the bigger bones and feel the gelatinous skin. Woo hoo! No more fridge auditor, nice!
But the blek thing is I have to fetch the kids. Then again, my #1 can drive us all instead. And the other blek is I have to entertain my #5 by playing teacher. Urrggh….Niamah, four years old already want to argue with me. He said, “Mommy, why you write number nine like letter P? It is wrong!” Tiu, how to tahan him for the whole of next year? *swt*
And hor, The Obnoxious 5xmom remains the champion! Yay! My blogs ranked #13, #27 (malaysiabest) and #39 (some spammy women blog of mine). #13 is way above some of the the politicians’ blogs. Who wants to buy me out? Lim Kit Siang (4) , Anwar (14) , Jeff Ooi (16) – Who wants to pay me to blog for your party? Kehkehkeh. The result is here.