Jeng, jeng, jeng…PMR results out tomorrow, 27th December 2007. My #2 son sat for the exam. But the conversation below is not about PMR.
Me : Eh, son, what is the plural of chicken? I have this blog post about roasting chicken and I am not sure about it. One chick, two chicken, right ah? So, instead of saying two chickens, I wrote two birds. But I am afraid later people mistaken I roast birds from the sky.
#2 son : Aiyor….chick is hot babe. Chicken is prostitute.
Me : Seriously lah, I am not sure if it is two chickens or two chicken.
#2 son : Chick is the baby, tiny one. Chicken is the grown one.
Me : I asked you chicken got s or not lah. Two chickens or chicken without s?
My little kid : Mommy, chicken must have ass, if no ass how to ’seh’ egg? (seh – hokkien word for giving birth)
All the other kids plus hubby : Yalah!!!! No ass how to shit?
KNN, and I still am not sure if it is one chicken, two chickens or one chicken, two chicken. Cikgu Choonie, tolong ajar. Chicken ada s? And then, chicken is genderless, right?
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10:18 pm on December 26th, 2007 1
Eeei .. you must teach little boy egg dont come from ass ..
Its Chicken
10:19 pm on December 26th, 2007 2
with ass
10:33 pm on December 26th, 2007 3
Think so much, chicken tou sei. Just hantam lah. Still kai mah, still ayam mah…..
10:50 pm on December 26th, 2007 4
Chicken is both countable and uncountable nouns. So both ways also can lah, depending on how you use it.
It’s only referred as an uncountable noun when you refer to the chicken meat. So, no ’s’ in this case.
If you’re referring to the chicken itself, then it is a countable noun. So, there’s an ’s’ if there is more than one chicken.
eg. Why are there chickens on the roof?
eg2. Why would anyone like to eat those oily and fattening fried chicken?
And yeap, chicken is genderless.
But do correct me if I’m wrong -)
10:52 pm on December 26th, 2007 5
1 chicken, 2 chickens..etc..
1 human, 2 humans…etc…
smth lidat.. Hhaha..
10:57 pm on December 26th, 2007 6
1 idiot
2 idiots
3 idiots
4 idiots
5 xmom
and I thought chicken has a male counterpart, the rooster aka cock?
11:17 pm on December 26th, 2007 7
What about hen and rooster/cock?
12:30 am on December 27th, 2007 8
I thought chicken is oredi sembelih wan…not yet sembelih wan we call hen or rooster/cock, depending on the gender. chick is anak ayam or hot babe.
Chicken got ass.
12:33 am on December 27th, 2007 9
NO ’s’.
C H I C K E N. You see!??! Where got ’s’ bwahahaha!!! Only got C, H, I, K, E and N. There you go. Oxford graduate, you know.
12:37 am on December 27th, 2007 10
#2 (the idiot) – Genderless as in the word reference to chicken. As in human. The word human is also genderless. You sure you are your mader’s son ar?
A hen’s male counter part is a rooster. Chicken where got?!!! Get it?? Go back to school lah.
1:06 am on December 27th, 2007 11
Arrggh…now I lagi confused. At first, I thought what Raymond explained was correct. Now, I totally confused. Shouldn’t have asked.
But whatever it is, this page is already on page 2 on Google search. Yay!
1:39 am on December 27th, 2007 12
Now 1st page liao.
1:44 am on December 27th, 2007 13
bryan – Really? Wuah, I kerng-er than any SEO gurus.
8:47 am on December 27th, 2007 14
Chicken = Ayam
Rooster = Ayam jantan
Hen = Ayam betina
Chick = anak ayam..
That should be easier for u…
from your son’s perspective..
Chicken = prostitute
cock = ****
chick = hot babes
and if you were to count chicken, yes, there is ‘S’. If you generally refer to chicken, then no need ‘S’.
11:29 am on December 27th, 2007 15
Dun ask me.. I dun teach English…. but chicken.. of course got ’s’ lar… 1 chicken, 2 chickens mah…. Btw.. I teach Maths.. I can count lar!
11:30 am on December 27th, 2007 16
Oh yes.. good luck to #2. I think he is the most handsome among all your gin nah!
11:31 am on December 27th, 2007 17
Oooppppss… i forget the ‘ass’ for your gin nah.. because you have 5 of them. Gin nahs!
12:37 pm on December 27th, 2007 18
terence – I is idiot coz I got it from my momma….
1:07 pm on December 27th, 2007 19
Terence – HOI! Nay, #2 is a Loh. You forget.
Cikgu Choonie – Aiyoyo, like this ah? I finally realized why I got confused. Ox – oxen, child – children but not chick-chicken. That’s why lah.
patrick – I went to a few sites and read up and now understand the part of chicken as meat (pork, mutton, beef kinda) and chicken as the fowl running around.
1:25 pm on December 27th, 2007 20
New layout!!! Veli creative.
2:25 pm on December 27th, 2007 21
wah..how did #2 for PMR??I heard very easy wo..a lot of people get straight ah..
of course 2 chickenS la..where got 2 chicken one?more than one must add S at the back one..lol..
4:58 pm on December 27th, 2007 22
So what’s the score?
My younger bro only got 5A4B…hard to move to other school
-krazl-
http://www.krazl.com
8:10 pm on December 27th, 2007 23
wah…. so romantic layout
hiao some more……