Jeng, jeng, jeng…PMR results out tomorrow, 27th December 2007. My #2 son sat for the exam. But the conversation below is not about PMR.
Me : Eh, son, what is the plural of chicken? I have this blog post about roasting chicken and I am not sure about it. One chick, two chicken, right ah? So, instead of saying two chickens, I wrote two birds. But I am afraid later people mistaken I roast birds from the sky.
#2 son : Aiyor….chick is hot babe. Chicken is prostitute.
Me : Seriously lah, I am not sure if it is two chickens or two chicken.
#2 son : Chick is the baby, tiny one. Chicken is the grown one.
Me : I asked you chicken got s or not lah. Two chickens or chicken without s?
My little kid : Mommy, chicken must have ass, if no ass how to ‘seh’ egg? (seh – hokkien word for giving birth)
All the other kids plus hubby : Yalah!!!! No ass how to shit?
KNN, and I still am not sure if it is one chicken, two chickens or one chicken, two chicken. Cikgu Choonie, tolong ajar. Chicken ada s? And then, chicken is genderless, right?