Fook Si Lou Kong (18SX jokes hor, I warn you already)

Two married women talking on MSN.

Woman #1 : i cook dinner jor. waiting lk come back. sked sked mah, must serve properly

Woman #2 : better feed nice nice and full full. if not eat at yilai’s place

Woman #1 : yalor yalor, i told my lk i want to ask the csl wife, what she cooks for him. 61 still going strong, iLike. That time I am 57 liao. LOL.

Woman #2 : wear see thru lingerie whilst serving hoh

Woman #1 : Yayaya, wear Y-shape, crotchless panties. Nay…like those paid posts we wrote? Somemore, hor, sek jor, do on dining table thimmmm.

Woman #2 : eat abalone

Woman #1 : and sausage

And hor, I think all these Wanita movements and their basket weaving, songket making, line dancing and other classes not applicable in this age already. They must go hire some of those Pattaya Tiger Show (since Rose Chan is dead) girls and conduct courses on opening cork. C O R K of the bottle lah! And teach what what eat lollipop and eat icecream skills lah. You say correct or not?

Wa mui lu ai mai nia…..Hahahahaha. Someone kill me already! But when you put two married women together, we have to bitch. Otherwise, how you think we make moolahs all day long and fook si lou kong all night long wor plus jaga anak-anak 24/7 and our dozens of blogs all year long?

Tiu lor, Yahoo labelled my site under pornography. Muahahahar….I am bad.


Reference to this post. (BIG HINT, the last line, wa mai liao)

Laff lah, tiu. Why people so uptight wan?

14 thoughts on “Fook Si Lou Kong (18SX jokes hor, I warn you already)

  1. Simon – Boh pien mah, it is not often we get such drama what. Now everyone sked label holier-than-thou until no one dare to comment here liao. *sad* I go jalan jalan Tesco, turn left also hear, turn right also hear people talking mah….I also talk lor.

  2. Tell the 2 married women, abalone and sausage doesn’t work immediately, try prawns and abalone, sure can one. Abalone takes too long to digest. Sausage too. Save money, dun buy lingerie, just go naked inside. Sure work one. šŸ˜›

    I don’t think men like to be serve like a master all the time. In this age, buy a whip and a leather suit and whip his buttock. Ha ha ha … more sexiciting lar!

  3. Agnes – Haiyor….you don’t get the abalone joke? How about oyster leh? See-hum leh? Lap cheong leh? Still dun geddit ah? Ish, prawn means sei jor, khong kha khiau lor. *slaps forehead* The sausage not for eating lah, oi! Eating as in bite, chew, swallow, digest and pangsai lah. Ish, ish, ish, my blog readers too innocent liao.

  4. Tell that 2 women brand fruits juice and add some A*w*y Man Herb or Woman Herb or some zink table la.
    57 liao, abalone too preserve too long liao lah… haha…
    sausage… lap cheong yang over due date kok…

  5. allisia – Okok, confirmed you haven’t watch the video, you wont get what I said.

    lotsofcarving – You also don’t get what I mean, you too innocent liao.

    agnes – Youtube doesn’t allow CSL video lah, Youtube is p0rn free.

  6. lillian, if i go penang, i would love to make appt with u to meet up and chat.. u r funny and sometimes we are of the same kind… u can joke eh…

    i still dont understand permalink, mayb i shd search thoroughly from seeach engine…

    hv a gd weekend

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