Some Malaysian politicians jokes I received

Einstein is known for his genius mind,

Newton is known for his extraordinary mind,

Bill Gates for a brilliant mind,

Dr. Mahathir as the master mind,

Abdullah Badawi? Never MIND,

Samy Vellu Hmmmm? ALL MINE,

When she lifted her skirt up, I lost my MIND” said former Health Minister, Chua Soi Lek

**I didn’t write the above. I only copy and paste.

16 thoughts on “Some Malaysian politicians jokes I received

  1. I also got that. I had got another one which say like this – For safety sex….. Please wear mask, not condom! Message from Datuk Chua Soi Lek. This is another forwarded message to me.

  2. Funny jokes on Samy Vellu
    Aiyo … Our Samy Vellu Burger King (thick skin) is coming again … He made our country Semi-Valued
    Damn !!!

    Samy Vellu and his Stamps

    When Samy Vellu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M’sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Samy Vellu.

    He said: “Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!”

  3. wahahahahaha this chased my monday blues away!!!
    now a days i got to come home only can read your blog, office banned your site 😛

  4. wahahaha

    keng chou!!

    i got another one

    babiwi and samy bulu was on a helicopter. babiwi said
    “If i throw 2 RM100 notes down, 2 people are going to be happy.”

    bulu said
    “If i throw 200 RM1 note down, 200 people are going to be happy.”

    The irritated pilot then said
    “If i throw u 2 down, 27million msians are going to be happy!”

  5. huei – LOL, that’s a good one!

    r – Thanks for the joke too. I think I have heard of it but reading it is still funny.

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