Alright, I have something new today.
Here is a question and it needs answers. Dear Thelma stye, ok?
“Dear kepoh uncles and aunties, kepoh kor-kor and cheh-cheh”
I am a very hensem/entau/lengjai/very handsome/sangat kacak teen. Because of that, I got gurls gurls gurls chasing me.
There is one who SMS-es me three hourly! Fuyoh! *sweats* I asked my very cool mom and she said “If you ignore twice, sure she will stop liao.”
But hor, my very cool mom’s advices don’t work! Dey, maybe last time she phoned some guy twice and kena rejected, she stopped already. But now in the 21st century, the girls don’t adopt that style.
So, I still get three hourly SMS eventhough I have stopped responding! And this has gone on for weeks already! *tolong!!!! kau meng ahhhhh!!!!!* 5am I also get sms like “Hi! I cannot sleep.* DOH!
You tell me how lah? It is all my mom’s fault, for giving birth to such hensem Lohs like me. Faster tell me before I go wacko. How do I tell it to her that I AM not interested! Not even as friends ‘cuz I don’t have so much money to sms. And hor, actually, I got eyes for other pretty lenglui liao. 😛
Signed : Very perasan guy